“Consumeth thou mine shortened legwear.” - Bartholomew, Son of Simp
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“Consumeth thou mine shortened legwear.” - Bartholomew, Son of Simp
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YSK about the New York Times' Tor onion service (open.nytimes.com)
Why? In their words:...
A new hand touches the beacon (lemmy.world)
I'm calling in sick. (lemmy.world)
YSK that if your turn signal is blinking unusually fast (like 3 or more times a second), it generally means you have a bulb out.
Why YSK: Your signals alert other drivers as to what you’re doing; a signal bulb costs a few bucks and is usually a quick and easy repair to do yourself (consult YouTube); and any place that regulates motor vehicles probably requires you to have working turn signals. So knowing when and how to replace a burned out signal bulb...
We have a serious mouse problem here, and this useless cat does nothing to resolve it. (i.imgur.com)
My wife has told me this should be Thorin's LinkedIn photo. I think I would hire him to do my taxes. (lemmy.world)
Radiohead - High And Dry (1995) (youtu.be)
The Bends is a really good album.
Izzy is 100% fluff ball (lemmy.world)
Gives a whole new meaning to "moving like molasses." (lemmy.world)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood
If lasagna is sinful, then I'll see all y'all in hell. (lemmy.world)
Little bastard (i.imgur.com)
We adopted a dog. Naturally, we bought a bed for the cat. (lemmy.world)
Here’s a pic of the pup, of course. He didn’t care for the rib bone, but he loves bully sticks....
Thorin is trying his best to process the teaser toy hanging from the door frame. (lemmy.world)
Formation of a rotating supercell began just east of my location shortly before I shot this on 23 September in Central Oklahoma. [8000x6000] (i.imgur.com)
That en passant was hot. Be my queen. (lemmy.world)
Think again, buster. (lemmy.world)
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Amish Paradise (1996) (youtu.be)
Len - Steal My Sunshine (1999) (youtu.be)
That explains the shiny nose (lemmy.world)
Reminder to count three Mississippis.
The world is a lot for him to take in. (lemmy.world)
LPT: Microwave your donuts for 15 to 20 seconds
Everyone loves the simple joy of a donut, but you’re just not living life until you’ve had a hot donut....
Shut up and heal my pokemon! (i.imgur.com)
Lego Loss (lemmy.world)
Can't all be so gifted (lemmy.world)
When we make dinner, Thorin politely assumes his post right next to the fridge, plotting how he's going to get on the counter to steal food and get away in time. (lemmy.world)