“Consumeth thou mine shortened legwear.” - Bartholomew, Son of Simp
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“Consumeth thou mine shortened legwear.” - Bartholomew, Son of Simp
This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.
Japan is on its own wavelength. (lemmy.world)
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. (lemmy.world)
Based off a post I made on Reddit a while back. Hope y’all enjoy....
The correct way to install Firefox (lemmy.world)
There is zero need for millions of office drones to be on the road daily. (lemmy.world)
My parents paid for my vacation aboard a cruise ship, and I hate it.
I need to vent. Mods, if this kind of thing isn’t welcome in this community anymore…oh well. It helped me feel better at least typing my thoughts into the void....
There better be catchy tuns and lots of catgacating. (lemmy.world)
Edit: ty mods
Don't call before 9, my minutes aren't free (lemmy.world)
My ringtone was a funky chiptune version of O Green World by Gorillaz.
Ketchup alignment (lemmy.world)
I’m a chaotic neutral myself. It almost, but not quite appalls my wife.
YSK that if your turn signal is blinking unusually fast (like 3 or more times a second), it generally means you have a bulb out.
Why YSK: Your signals alert other drivers as to what you’re doing; a signal bulb costs a few bucks and is usually a quick and easy repair to do yourself (consult YouTube); and any place that regulates motor vehicles probably requires you to have working turn signals. So knowing when and how to replace a burned out signal bulb...
They had some good ideas, but they also had some really bad ideas. (lemmy.world)
I’d vote for a candidate who campaigned to repeal the Second Amendment.
The best part of driving a shitbox is that I don't have to care too much about it. (lemmy.world)
Here's my dude. I have no idea what he is. (lemmy.world)
Meet Sherlock. He’s about 1½ years old and weighs 70 pounds. This guy spent two hours bouncing all over the four-acre dog park, and still wanted to play once we got home....
These days, it's the Nissans more than the BMWs. (lemmy.world)
Seems like they really do give a license and an '09 Altima to anyone with a pulse.
Small car problems rule (lemmy.world)
That bumper is eye level with me. He could have probably decapitated me if he reversed with enough determination....
Bowl cut gang, rise up. (lemmy.world)
Mom really had to make that $4.75/hour stretch.
It's time to mandate automatic headlights, imo
Sometimes I have to drive after dark in my city, and it never fails that if I drive any appreciable distance that I always see at least one person (often more) driving with their lights off. I do not need to tell y’all why this is dangerous. We’re a community of enthusiasts. We know. Plenty of us are driving older cars that...
Think again, buster. (lemmy.world)
There's a reason he was shot. (lemmy.world)
But not the reason you think.
RIP Brenda (lemmy.world)
Not the car you want, but the car you deserve. (More in post) (lemmy.world)
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0ef593f2-f677-4b60-b8dd-437d8a72a76d.png...
Really makes you wonder... (i.imgur.com)
What's the worst that I can say? Things are better if I stay. (lemmy.world)
I knew girls like this. I was friends with girls like this. I was almost girls like this. I wonder how they’re doing these days.
I'm in danger. (i.imgur.com)
If lasagna is sinful, then I'll see all y'all in hell. (lemmy.world)
Those lights were actually that guy's low beams. (lemmy.world)
Shit people on trains don’t have to deal with, volume 41,872....