tokyohomo

tokyohomo, 14 days ago to random

Having horrific constipation and looked up that hot lemonade helps
Was like lmao not gonna find that at the conbini
Welp, there’s a whole shelf of it in the hot box 😍
Guess this country is hella constipated 🥲

tokyohomo, 27 days ago to random

Ngl a couple of these tripped me up 🥹

https://youtu.be/mlpzP43nkqI

tokyohomo, 1 month ago to random

My work in the boonies of Chiba is done, returning to civilization 🥰

tokyohomo, 1 month ago to random Japanese

Ooo a super-deep fun!

tokyohomo, 1 month ago to random

tokyohomo, 2 months ago to random

Wellll Oppenheimer could’ve been better…should’ve been a miniseries not a movie
Pacing…jeeze talk about a masterclass in how NOT to pace a movie
Also this sign outside the theater made me lol
Sweetie, if you’re going to see this movie you know DAMN WELL what it’s about 🥹

tokyohomo, 2 months ago to random

He’s a 10 but he keeps ZIP files after extracting them 🧐

tokyohomo, 2 months ago to random

Domino’s has turned to shit
What’s the best delivery pizza around these days? 🧐

tokyohomo, 2 months ago to random

When I was learning Keigo, I was told that
もらう AND くれる
become
いただく
But the other day I found out
くれる
actually becomes
くださる
and I just feel betrayed by that 🥲

tokyohomo, 2 months ago to random

LIIIIIIIIEEESSSS 🤧

tokyohomo, 3 months ago to random

Attempting to learn the Japanese flick keyboard pray for me 🙏

tokyohomo, 4 months ago to random Japanese

“Lemme try edge, sounds like it doesn’t use up as much memory as chrome” 🤡

tokyohomo, 5 months ago to random Japanese

Cafe with a 💩 view

tokyohomo, 5 months ago to random Japanese

Phrases I find passive aggressive yet are common place:
“I trust this finds you well” 🙄
You trust WRONG mothafucka you don’t KNOW ME!
“Thank you in advance” 🔪
How dare you assume I am going to help you with ANYTHING, BITCH!
“The pleasure is mine” 🥸
Fake ass hoe! Stop pleasuring yourself and SHARE THE GOOD VIBES!!

tokyohomo, 5 months ago to random Japanese

Kinda felt that 🧐

tokyohomo, 6 months ago to random Japanese

I am choosing violence today as I am too tired to not lob email bombs at people who deserve it 👹

tokyohomo, 6 months ago to random Japanese

Sendagaya Station all lit up for Christmas!

tokyohomo, 6 months ago to random

A hoe never gets cold ☃️

tokyohomo, 6 months ago to random Japanese

🚨 Japan has 4 seasons alert! 🚨

tokyohomo, 7 months ago to random Japanese

Umm…fellow 30-somethings, maybe let’s not marry 19-year-olds? 👀

tokyohomo, 7 months ago to random

tokyohomo, 7 months ago to random Japanese

Today in dystopian headlines 🥹

tokyohomo, 7 months ago to random

I don’t eat pizza with utensils…however…soup curry pizza is not really a hands-friendly dish 🥲

tokyohomo, 7 months ago to Halloween

From the Yahoo alerts app 🥹
So, if I’m not a tourist and don’t speak Japanese, I can party hard? 🧐
#halloween

tokyohomo, 8 months ago to random

People think Game of Thrones & Euphoria had a lot of dick
Gen V has them beat 😳