Geese must be so pissed off at their ancestors for evolving away from teeth, like when you accidentally navigate away from that smart, insightful, humorous comment and it disappears. “FUCK! Now I have to completely start over and it’s never gonna be as good.”
Now the meta question is, is this version 1 or 2 of my gooseteeth comment?
Look, if it were just thin characterizations and derivative plot, maybe an extended version could help, but my friends, Zach Snyder is not Ridley Scott and Rebel Moon is not even Kingdom of Heaven, much less Blade Runner.
I’m pretty sure the extended version of Rebel moon will just be the same movie but this time in 100% slow-mo on an LED Volume soundstage.