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zicklepop, to random
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hey sharks, today i’m going to demonstrate my new product “sinus floss” and yes i know what you’re thinking: this does indeed look like a pipe cleaner

zicklepop, to random
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babe i’m just thinking how good you would look with your top off under an 11 foot 8+8 bridge in North Carolina
(you are a semi truck)

zicklepop, to random
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ikeas could be 25% to 33.3% smaller

zicklepop, to random
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when things become a fandom there’s only one thing left to do: get out.

zicklepop, to random
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i play puzzmo every day but some days it feels like i'm doing work for severance's lumon corp

zicklepop, to random
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oh no what will people think of me if they find out i know css very well AND i also like tailwind :melanie_shocked:

zicklepop,
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anyone who hates on tailwind needs to understand that you can't use it without also knowing css. it's also a useful tool for teams where not everyone knows css as well as you do. if you don't wanna use it, don't! but you're not gonna shame me for it that's silly.

zicklepop, to random
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well i mean, she stole being asian and a trans man from others first

zicklepop, to random
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i can't wait to do a job interview at a company that is all in on the AI-con and when they ask me a question about big O notation I'm just going to say "if you cared about efficiency you wouldn't be using AI"

zicklepop, to random
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everything i learn about agriculture tech is more impressive and interesting than anything happening at Apple or any other company in silicon valley

zicklepop, to random
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it takes "courage" to not use words like "trans" and "nonbinary" in your os's pride wallpapers that are hidden near the bottom of a list where you clearly have trans and nonbinary-themed wallpapers.

zicklepop, to random
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learn everything you need to about code before ai eats all the free online resources challenge

zicklepop, to random
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i don't know who needs to hear this but san francisco is not and has never been a warzone of crime or covered in human poop and needles.

aeva,
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@zicklepop San Francisco's poop coverage is maybe a touch above average for cities I've visited, but only so. Strangely, Amsterdam is another city where it's nearly impossible to find a bathroom, but instead of poop it's just covered in piss instead, which is worse really. So much public urination in that city ._.

Anyways, the worst thing about San Francisco is easily the asshole tech workers and startup culture stuff, otherwise it's a lovely city.

aeva,
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@zicklepop I'm under the impression that there's been an asshole flight in recent years, and a lot of them have since relocated to Seattle and Austin, so for all I know maybe San Francisco's mellowed out a little.

zicklepop, to random
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since anyone can embed trackers in to cohost posts, we can easily see that some of their numbers are what we in the business call "lies"

zicklepop,
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also someone tell cohost that just because a very low percentage of your users pay you some sort of money at all, that isn't "radically better" than "the industry." they are profitable, you are not. but tell me more about your investor's mental health issues, i guess.

zicklepop,
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cohost is so small and so impotent i don't want to write about it anymore. it's not worth the attention. i should start watching actual train crash footage instead of hate-watching a few techies eat it, but it's sooo cathartic.

zicklepop, to random
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when they say "don't talk about this," do they mean i shouldn't talk about not talking about it? oops

zicklepop, to random
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it's foolish to announce a new nintendo or playstation when companies don't have anyone around to make games for them

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