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Yeah this is one of those conflicts where you hope they just murder the shit out of each other. Hopefully not too many civilians get caught in the crossfire.

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Redditor looks at Lemmy UI

"It's impossible!"

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The trick is to flush while you go so it's like one long unbroken stream that connects from your bowels to the pipes.

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2nd plot twist, the Russian people see their chance for freedom and murder all the fascists.

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An important distinction here is that he was convicted for the visa fraud kind of trafficking and not like sex trafficking or something. There's a huge difference there but people hear trafficking and just assume it's the worst kind imaginable.

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Russian civil war kicks off and mizu6079 can't poop for the next few days, this can't be a coincidence.

Traveling for days✔️
Living in a tent ✔️
Access to toilets but doesn't want to use them (possible fear of IED?) ✔️
Limited space ✔️
Wants to sweat less✔️
Short time to prepare ✔️

Honestly we should have seen it coming, the signs were all there.

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These plants have had it too good for too long.

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They put so much chemicals in the feed that the cows are all chock full of deoxyribonucleic acid.

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The trick is to lick it from the back until you can see through it then snap it off.

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I've got a bone to pick with both of you.

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Yo those are comfy af, if you see one try it out. That part on the seat fits right into your ass crack and it just feels so right.

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Perhaps bong hits will fix these programming issues.

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My god you've found a time machine.

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