jasongorman,
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Being schooled in why conversations in dev teams should be time-boxed, by the "Global Head of Agile" at a company with 1 employee. (I'm especially impressed by the certification he's given himself.)

jasongorman,
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"When I was a developer..." Dude, we can see your CV.

thirstybear,
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@jasongorman Ah yes. A phrase that makes my heart sink since it always precedes unwelcome (and mostly incorrect) interference.

thirstybear,
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@jasongorman
<Best Yorkshire accent>
"When I were a Developer, I used to work 26 hour days in a cardboard box under t’motorway, typing perfect code so we din’t need to write tests, on two keyboards one for each hand and always delivered the project early….. " 🙄🤦‍♂️

jasongorman,
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@thirstybear I don't know what would posses someone to make that claim when their CV's visible and they've obviously never been a software developer.

An Agile Coach, of course.

mjgardner,
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@jasongorman @thirstybear They think of themselves as developers the same way groupies think they’re in the band

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