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it is time for beans

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girl are you bactrian because i'm gonna hump you twice

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if you cum in a compressed image file it might get jpreg

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ai enabled baby

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@sluttymayo @yaldi just spent 9 months in the womb, here's what it taught me about b2b sales

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helicopter pilot thought the mountain was farsi

but really it was nearsi

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petition to popularise bread slices long ways for xl sandwich purposes

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this is what they are keeping from us

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bought a new wallet for the first time since my linkin park chain wallet broke

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just managed to get all the gunk/fluff out of my phones charger port. it tastes worse than it did last time but i'm super fast charging again

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people in iran speak farsi

people closer to you speak nearsi

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now ban youtube shorts you cowards

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i'm subscribed to jorts horse plus to get lossless shitposts

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frogs trained in espionage

croak and dagger

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:bing: fleshlight furby

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if joe biden was the guy in the goatse picture you could call him joe widen

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age/sex/lactation

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gen z are killing the "millennials are killing the" format of shitty web articles

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house

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nasa pausing further astronaut training because someone found badgers in the centrifuge

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youtube shorts suck and i look forward to when they die

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i wish i could order leftover pizza for breakfast

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i don't know who needs to hear this but chode is a valid word in wordle

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fucked again by the new york times

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twitter dot com is mandela effect. never happened.

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there is, and only ever has been, jorts dot horse.

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also, zombo dot com those are the two websites

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