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guffo

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Bewildered Dad. Dirty old man. He/Him/They/Them, not fussy. Big, autistic daftie. Crisps Influencer. Beard Person.

I like old computers, video games, swearing, and getting the shit kicked out of me in mosh pits for some reason. :guffo:

"Crisps are like potato hugs in a bag."

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guffo, to space
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Haha of course the Boeing Starliner is shithouse #space

guffo, to random
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When I was a kid, I always wanted a robot friend like C-3PO or whatever.

Now, thanks to capitalism, I'd kick him in whatever he has for a dick if he came anywhere near my house.

WhyNotZoidberg, (edited ) to ai
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I am less and less scared AI "will become smarter than humans" and more and more afraid someone will opt to put an incompetent and hallucinating AI in charge of something it really shouldn't, like self flying planes or trains or healthcare.

#AI #openAI #Bing #tech #techbros

guffo,
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@WhyNotZoidberg The AI F1 was...as expected https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feTxamTHQAA

guffo, to random
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Re: ICQ shutting down.

I know it’s not PROPER ICQ because you’ve not been able to log in with your number for years, but I am a little sad it’s going.

I met my wife on ICQ via the “random user ID” button and now I have two kids.

girlonthenet, to random
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Let’s start looking forward to it: how will YOU celebrate the utter humiliation and potential annihilation of the Tory party on 4th July?

guffo,
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@girlonthenet I’m considering taking the day after it off work and drinking a shot every time a Tory loses their seat. I may get alcohol poisoning.

guffo, to random
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OH CUNT I THOUGHT IT WAS FRIDAY

guffo, to random
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You can't spell Copilot without "Cop"

jake4480, to random
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You can say whatever you want about how many Glenn Danzig kills or doesn't kill at night, but at least we know he politely asks his mom for permission first

guffo,
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@jake4480 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf-ACPea-zE

guffo,
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@jake4480 I love Raised By Owls. I'm going to see them at Bloodstock in August!

Their Christmas song "The Santanist" is great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGE2z4ZnNwA

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No thanks.

guffo, to random
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WHY IS MY THINKPAD STILL IN NORTHAMPTON, YODEL?

guffo,
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HUZZAH. IT HAS ARRIVED

guffo,
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@nikki There's always hope

guffo,
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@nikki Holy SHITSNACKS

guffo,
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@nikki I'm looking for a new mATX case. I might have to go fully daft as well

guffo,
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@nikki Mine's a massive cube case that worked in the other room but not in this one. I want to replace it with a normal mATX case but not a boring one

guffo,
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@dr_barnowl @nikki This is the greatest PC case

guffo, to random
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At this point, you’re less likely to be catastrophically owned by downloading a cracked copy of Windows Vista from a Russian torrent site than buying a new copy of Windows 11.

https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/112475611939997391

guffo,
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You almost had it right, Microsoft. Windows 2000 was alright! It ran shit well and barely ever blue screened. Now look at Windows. A steaming conglomeration of money and data hoovering trashware that only serves the corporate overlords who foist it upon the poor saps who are stuck with it.

guffo,
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@alda They have the power to do this!

guffo,
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@alda All they need to do is a build of Win 10 with all of the telemetry, shitware, and ads removed

guffo,
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@alda hmmm, no!

mariyadelano, (edited ) to Polls
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Running a poll to make myself feel better:

At what age did your hair start turning gray?

guffo,
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@mariyadelano 36. When we had children.

guffo,
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@DJDarren @mariyadelano Mine's fully grey. I'm done for.

guffo,
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@DJDarren @mariyadelano Thank you. It's all I have left!

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