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tk

@tk@bbs.kawa-kun.com

Wife of https://bbs.kawa-kun.com/users/glitter .

Kind of sucks that the future of our species is squarely in the hands of the greediest sociopaths. :blobfoxsad:

Also known as The Archivist: https://booru.daggsy.com/posts/query=fediverse%20safety%3Asafe

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#cycling #motorcycle #linux #pchardware

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ezio, to random
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list of scams:
me
existing
taxes
dank

tk,
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@ezio Fiat currency is also a scam. :blobfoxgoogly:

tk, to random
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. @mori showed @glitter and me that the shitbox isn't dead. :blobfoxhappymlem:

tk, to random
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When I went to Japan back in 2008, I thought all of the rigid-body trucks with twin front axles were pretty cool. :blobfox3c: (https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ymc.full.jpg)

NanoRaptor, to random
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Trans Am.

tk,
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@glitter ^^^

tk, to random
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What if you drank Panera lemonade followed by a Grimace shake? :blobfoxthinkgoogly:

vriska, to random
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my turn to drive hehe

tk,
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@vriska Is Georgia going with you? :blobfox3c:

tk, to random
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Reminder that television not only rots your brain, but also corrupts your soul. :blobfoxcute:

mikoto, to random
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hot take: setting TTL to more than 1 hour doesn't make that much sense, modern dns resolution isn't that slow and all it does is that it makes any changes to dns records take much longer than it needs to

tk,
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@mikoto I prefer CMOS. :ablobfoxhyper:

tk, to random
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@tk ← WSDC996

Nimbius666, to random

Dont tell me to have a blessed day. What does that even mean. I'm just here for the chilaquiles and now I gotta find god and get a blessing?

tk,
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@Nimbius666 Have a chilaquiles day. :blobfoxgooglymlem:

tk, to apple
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Most Web-savvy folks know that Chrome’s lineage can be traced back to Safari (WebKit, etc.), and be traced further back to KDE’s Konquerer (KHTML, etc.).

But did you know that Apple was also considering Mozilla’s Gecko engine as the basis back when planning development of Safari? KHTML was chosen because the codebase was significantly cleaner than the XPCOM bloat in Gecko. (That name still strikes fear in me to this day. :blobfoxscared: ) Interestingly, the Gecko codebase has been since cleaned up significantly.

That means that, if things had gone differently, Gecko could’ve ended up as the browser engine that rules the world today. :blobfoxgoogly:

#Apple #Safari #Google #Chrome #Mozilla #Firefox #Web #webdev

tk, to random
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This disk is damaged.

Do you want to initialize it?

TheQuQu, to random
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Happy Friday fedi!!

tk,
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@TheQuQu :ablobfoxhyper:

sun, to random
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got this popup on a website I was one

tk,
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@sun Did you enter? :blobfoxowo:

tk, to android
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Just enabled greyscale mode on my phone. :blobfox3c:

tk,
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Screenshots are still in color. :blobfoxcry2:

tk,
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@nik

Screenshots are still in color. :blobfoxcry2:

tk, to random
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Just sitting here waiting for these hiccups to go away. :blobfoxgoogly:

tk, to random
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Samantha Aaron from the hit video game series Meteoroid. :blobfoxgooglymlem:

mikoto, to random
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can’t copy the bee movie script into minecraft’s seed input box, am disappoint

tk,
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@mikoto According to all known laws
of aviation,
:
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
:
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
:
The bee, of course, flies anyway
:
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
BARRY BENSON:
(Barry is picking out a shirt)
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
:
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
JANET BENSON:
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
BARRY:
Coming!
:
Hang on a second.
(Barry uses his antenna like a phone)
:
Hello?
ADAM FLAYMAN:

(Through phone)

  • Barry?
    BARRY:
  • Adam?
    ADAM:
  • Can you believe this is happening?
    BARRY:
  • I can't. I'll pick you up.
    (Barry flies down the stairs)
    :
    MARTIN BENSON:
    Looking sharp.
    JANET:
    Use the stairs. Your father
    paid good money for those.
    BARRY:
    Sorry. I'm excited.
    MARTIN:
    Here's the graduate.
    We're very proud of you, son.
    :
    A perfect report card, all B's.
    JANET:
    Very proud.
    (Rubs Barry's hair)
    BARRY=
    Ma! I got a thing going here.
    JANET:
  • You got lint on your fuzz.
    BARRY:
  • Ow! That's me!

JANET:

  • Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
  • Bye!
    (Barry flies out the door)
    JANET:
    Barry, I told you,
    stop flying in the house!
    (Barry drives through the hive,and is waved at by Adam who is reading a
    newspaper)
    BARRY==
  • Hey, Adam.
    ADAM:
  • Hey, Barry.
    (Adam gets in Barry's car)
    :
  • Is that fuzz gel?
    BARRY:
  • A little. Special day, graduation.
    ADAM:
    Never thought I'd make it.
    (Barry pulls away from the house and continues driving)
    BARRY:
    Three days grade school,
    three days high school...
    ADAM:
    Those were awkward.
    BARRY:
    Three days college. I'm glad I took
    a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
    ADAM==
    You did come back different.
    (Barry and Adam pass by Artie, who is jogging)
    ARTIE:
  • Hi, Barry!

BARRY:

  • Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
    ADAM:
  • Hear about Frankie?
    BARRY:
  • Yeah.
    ADAM==
  • You going to the funeral?
    BARRY:
  • No, I'm not going to his funeral.
    :
    Everybody knows,
    sting someone, you die.
    :
    Don't waste it on a squirrel.
    Such a hothead.
    ADAM:
    I guess he could have
    just gotten out of the way.
    (The car does a barrel roll on the loop-shaped bridge and lands on the
    highway)
    :
    I love this incorporating
    an amusement park into our regular day.
    BARRY:
    I guess that's why they say we don't need vacations.
    (Barry parallel parks the car and together they fly over the graduating
    students)
    Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
    under the circumstances.
    (Barry and Adam sit down and put on their hats)
    :
  • Well, Adam, today we are men.

ADAM:

  • We are!
    BARRY=
  • Bee-men.
    =ADAM=
  • Amen!
    BARRY AND ADAM:
    Hallelujah!
    (Barry and Adam both have a happy spasm)
    ANNOUNCER:
    Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
    :
    please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
    DEAN BUZZWELL:
    Welcome, New Hive Oity
    graduating class of...
    :
    ...9:
    :
    That concludes our ceremonies.
    :
    And begins your career
    at Honex Industries!
    ADAM:
    Will we pick our job today?
    (Adam and Barry get into a tour bus)
    BARRY=
    I heard it's just orientation.
    (Tour buses rise out of the ground and the students are automatically
    loaded into the buses)
    TOUR GUIDE:
    Heads up! Here we go.

ANNOUNCER:
Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.
BARRY:

  • Wonder what it'll be like?
    ADAM:
  • A little scary.
    TOUR GUIDE==
    Welcome to Honex,
    a division of Honesco
    :
    and a part of the Hexagon Group.
    Barry:
    This is it!
    BARRY AND ADAM:
    Wow.
    BARRY:
    Wow.
    (The bus drives down a road an on either side are the Bee's massive
    complicated Honey-making machines)
    TOUR GUIDE:
    We know that you, as a bee,
    have worked your whole life
    :
    to get to the point where you
    can work for your whole life.
    :
    Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
    Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
    :
    Our top-secret formula
    :
    is automatically color-corrected,

scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
:
into this soothing sweet syrup
:
with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...
EVERYONE ON BUS:
Honey!
(The guide has been collecting honey into a bottle and she throws it into
the crowd on the bus and it is caught by a girl in the back)
ADAM:

  • That girl was hot.
    BARRY:

  • She's my cousin!
    ADAM==

  • She is?
    BARRY:

  • Yes, we're all cousins.
    ADAM:

  • Right. You're right.
    TOUR GUIDE:

  • At Honex, we constantly strive
    :
    to improve every aspect
    of bee existence.
    :
    These bees are stress-testing
    a new helmet technology.
    (The bus passes by a Bee wearing a helmet who is being smashed into the
    ground with fly-swatters, newspapers and boots. He lifts a thumbs up but
    you can hear him groan)
    :
    ADAM==

  • What do you think he makes?
    BARRY:

  • Not enough.
    TOUR GUIDE:
    Here we have our latest advancement,
    the Krelman.
    (They pass by a turning wheel with Bees standing on pegs, who are each
    wearing a finger-shaped hat)
    Barry:

  • Wow, What does that do?
    TOUR GUIDE:

  • Catches that little strand of honey
    :
    that hangs after you pour it.
    Saves us millions.
    ADAM:
    (Intrigued)
    Can anyone work on the Krelman?

Rocc, to random

Fallacy. mattress in bed

RE: https://bbs.kawa-kun.com/objects/797fd00e-b020-4797-97cb-199c017d5f6b

tk,
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@Rocc Good luck getting an adult-sized mattress to fit flat in the microbed of a crew cab ½-ton pickup. :blobfoxsmug:

icedquinn, to random
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:blobfoxdrakedislike: dying
:blobfoxdrakelike: being claimed by entropy

tk,
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@icedquinn Entropy isn't trying hard enough to claim me. :blobfoxgooglycry:

tk, to Nintendo
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tk, to random
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Kuzko is a Disney princess. :blobfoxgooglymlem:

tk, to random
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Found a photo of @sun . :blobfox3c:

tk,
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@SNEK @sun :blobfoxcry2:

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