Stay on the designated path
p5yk0t1km1r4ge, 
Sigh… unzips
OhStopYellingAtMe, 
Trent Reznor was right!
TheControlled, “How did you evolve mammaries? Does that mean you don’t lay your eggs? How long does it take your children to mature? Do you nurture them the whole time or less than that? If you and I had sex, do you expect pleasure or just fertilization?”
Rodrios, She evolved boobs for the same reason the angler fish evolved that little light in front of its mouth: to entice prey.
TheControlled, (edited ) That could be cool. What would also be cool, in the same vein is if it was mimicry/imitation. Like if you got up close you’d realize the boobs were an optical illusion on top of some kind of scale protrusion. In fact most of her was mimicry and she just was a big ass lizard. And not even female lol.
What I’m trying to say is that I love the Guillermo del Toro creature feature Mimic.
Maultasche,
dropcase, Madame Vastra would like a word
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/65dfd3c8-83fb-47af-8b1c-16f2d75fc63a.gif
crawancon, lizard queen thicc
lizard queen want dicc
tight as a boa constricc
Thcdenton,
TurboHarbinger, Lusty argonian maid
wesker, 
I’m ready to FUCC
zerofk, Am I the only one who’s more bothered by “wyd” missing a second w than by the picture?
Blackout, 
Whatever you do DO NOT walk to the Denver International Airport. That giant bronco statue in the front will come alive and harass you all the way to your gate!
aphlamingphoenix, We call him Blucifer. He has freaky glowing red eyes and asshole veins.
Blackout, That was no 5th leg neither.
Rolando, Don’t reptiles reproduce by laying eggs that the males then fertilize? So what you’re really thinking of doing is… uh…
Catoblepas, No, that’s fish and amphibians. Reptile eggs are enclosed by a soft shell and they get fertilized by doing the hanky panky.
GluWu,
MyFairJulia, 
Never knew Madame Vastra had OnlyFans
Evil_Shrubbery, After so much time she is finally free to be herself, openly on the internets.
ekZepp, 
abbadon420, She’s a false queen. We have a king now
paddirn, She may be cold-blooded, but it’s making my blood pump hot in some places (I’m referring to my penis).
themeatbridge, Why do reptilian humanoids always have boobs? Reptiles aren’t mammals.
Blyfh, Reptiles also aren’t humanoid. This is just a form of abstraction that you have to accept. Otherwise their whole existence doesn’t make sense
TropicalDingdong, idk. I take the same issue with all the hentai bird people stuff too.
Birds don’t have tits.
Wogi, And only one hole
themeatbridge, How many holes do you need?
Wogi, At least one more
Kolanaki, (edited ) 
Cloacas mean you can have vaginal and anal at the same time with just 1 dick.
TropicalDingdong, Exactly, you can still go airtight.
snooggums, 
Some birds are tits.
TropicalDingdong, (edited ) Look I’m not saying you can’t go airtight on bird hentai, but they shouldn’t be spewing milk.
Its all about the suspension of disbelief. How the hell do you expect me to get going with this level of anatomical misrepresentation?
Dasus, Woooosh
TropicalDingdong, (edited ) Its not a woosh, its a shitpost dummy.
Jesus, get into character.
Dasus, You’re ranting about furry hentai to someone who made a joke about there being a bird species which is called “tit”.
You wooshed. Hard.
TropicalDingdong, Bro you are in the SHITPOSTING subreddit. You self-uno-reversed your own woosh.
Here is a link to what shit posting is: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitposting
tfw_no_toiletpaper, (edited ) You just misread and are now downspiraling. It’s okay but can now stop writing about your bird fetish
TropicalDingdong, No one misread dipshit. Some idiot is just being a pedant in a shit posting community. Like you idiots don’t even know what shit posting is and are trying to correct people.
It’s shit posting:
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🎩🌕🌕🌕
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌒🌕🌕
🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕
🌕🌕🌖🌑👁🌑👁🌓🌕
🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑👄🌑🌔🌕
🌘(wrong is the point)🌒
🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕🌕
🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🎀🌓🌕🌕
🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕🌕
🌕🌕🌘🌔🍆🌑🌕🌕🌕
🌕🌖🌒🌕🌗🌒🌕🌕🌕
🌕🌗🌓🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕🌕
🌕🌘🌔🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕🌕
🌕👠🌕🌕🌕👠🌕🌕🌕
Norgur, 
Every pair of tits reduces the amount of men willing to rise up. It's genetic engineering for sexual warfare.
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer, Then how am I always eating chicken tits?
Sanctus, 
We’ve been over this, its an adaptation to aide in the subjugation of human beings. They found the least hated thing on the planet and are leveraging that to control us.
themeatbridge, Can’t argue with that. Thanks for explaining it.
Evil_Shrubbery, … just thinking about how slightly different evolution & natural selection could have resulted in bipedal wolves–>dogs with massive bazzongas.
Or maybe at some point we get zucchinis, that have tits.
Cats would still remain cats bcs they are already perfect.
pipe01, Wdym always, how many reptilians with tits have you seen?
snooggums, And they never have nipples!
I’m guessing they are implants intended to seduce the people least likely to be believed if they complain about our reptilian overlords.
kryptonianCodeMonkey, Over developed venom glands. Those are literally killer snake tits.
SpaceNoodle, How else will hot naga chicks make snilk?
childOfMagenta, Because if they didn’t have human form they, by definition, wouldn’t be humanoids ? :)
Sterile_Technique, 
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggressive_mimicry
We are prey.
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