In case some of y'all are still looking for a job
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, Welcome to the Fantasy Zone. Get ready.
boatsnhos931, Typical… They didn’t list the pay
MacNCheezus, 
The pay is free tattoos for life and a place on Japan’s most wanted list.
boatsnhos931, Throw in an annual pizza party and $5 Wal Mart gift card for Christmas and I WILL DIE FOR YOU
MacNCheezus, You got a deal, friend. Here’s your pizza.
TheControlled, early Nine Inch Nails
Excuse me? The Yakuza got beef with the middle and late NIN eras? Get fucked! I’ll kick your ass for such bullshit! Online! Only…! Online!
LifeOfChance, What kind of crimes? I’ll steal a candy bar or Jay walk with yah. I’m usually pretty busy on days felonies are gonna be committed though. Any other day though I’ll help you get that anpanman pero pero candy
KoalaUnknown, Beer, deftones, and TOOL?
Where do I sign?
LeroyJenkins, Japan
Kolanaki, 
Hell yeah. Gimme a job looking at uncensored hentai 😎
Senseless, There are no contact details :(
MacNCheezus, You just gotta find the guy in the picture and apply in person I guess.
gamermanh, 
Oh shit, at long last a job opening I’m fucking qualified for!
- I’m chill. Whiskeys more my jam but I’ll drink whatever.
- Fuckin love industrial.
- I’m so down to do crimes in Japan that ive already done quite a few
Zink, I read #3 in Jeff Gerstmann’s voice.
MacNCheezus, In that case, what’s a few more then?
TseseJuer, gg2ez
mechoman444, I’m good for 1 and 2…
FiniteBanjo, Damn, I’m only one of these things.
HipsterTenZero, 
Okay, but only if I’m guaranteed 12 wacky substories a year and the undying friendship of a strangely business savvy chicken.
Andonyx, (edited ) Just DON’T go to the tour office in Hawaii 😳
TotallyNotSpez,
Gork, What’re the benefits and salary of this position?
Do I need to provide my own Samurai sword, or will one be provided by the Clan?
MacNCheezus, Just call the phone number provided on the flyer to find out…
Oh
Gork, It’s one of those things where a guy knows a guy, and they’ll contact you in a dark alley outside a Pachinko shop.
STRIKINGdebate2, 
Bull fucking shit. As if they wouldn’t also listen to Boris
x4740N, (edited ) 
Dont they chop off fingers as a sign of dedication iirc
edwardbear, how else would you show your dedication?
variants, How do you show you are more dedicated than fingers in case you want a raise?
moody, I’ve already given up my foreskin. Is that good enough?
BreadOven, I believe it’s the first joint of one? Pinky finger.
ImplyingImplications, (edited ) I heard it was a way to show how sorry you were for fucking something up or dishonouring your family. You’d present your severed pinky to your boss as an appology. Apparently it’s not done much anymore. I’ve played all the Yakuza games so I’m basically an expert.
Schmuppes, I recently watched a great documentary about the Yakuza (on Arte) and apparently that ritual is increasingly considered old-fashioned among the Yakuza, or what’s left of them.
Andonyx, (edited ) Yes, it took eighty years but they eventually realized making their Yakuza affiliation obvious to everyone could hinder some of the criming.
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