jonny,
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Root post for #monsterdon u know tha deal

here's an ad-free stream courtesy of @monsterdon
https://tube.me.jon-e.net/w/tEMLRMtXrXKRDbJvVP7uaw

jonny,
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my dogs we are tripping in some indeterminate time in the past

jonny,
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hello and welcome to Bad Vibes Castle

jonny,
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you can't fool me i know the first four notes of the godzilla brass riff aka simon says riff anywhere. vincent price ripped off his walk up track

jonny,
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what the fuck else do you want i told you her blood was all fucked up and shitty and that is way more medical information than you're gonna get in this day and age anywhere else

jonny,
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just because you were wearing a hat in the previous scene doesn't mean your hair has to stay looking like trash for the rest of the movie continuity isn't that important

jonny,
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that painting whips i hope it gets more than one second of screentime

jonny,
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the brother looks like and emotes just like my old boss and so i am having a hard time not cracking up every time he says anything bc the only time my PI ever took that tone with me was when i almost got the lab banned from the LAN because i was torrenting with all the lab computers

jonny,
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soundtrack guy it was ok when you got 'harp' instead of 'harpsichord' but 'flute' is way too far

18+ jonny,
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so death by autoerotic medieval torture device confirmed right

jonny,
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wipe off your damn lens it's a flashback not a sauna

jonny,
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for REAL bring back those hood cowl things

jonny,
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so this lady just secondhand childhood trauma dumped on this guy to get him to believe that vincent price was fine?

jonny,
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did they even have therapy in ye olde

jonny,
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make with the freaking pendulum already

jonny,
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just once in my life i would like to be able to throw open the doors of something

jonny,
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i am just saying but you probably need to tune and maintain a harpsichord like every day when it's in a castle like that so i would be pretty suspicious of the claim that vincent price couldn't play

jonny,
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jonny,
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trashing one of its rooms is normal castle behavior, you can try and train them but sometimes they will return to their instincts and you can't fault them for that

jonny,
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idk before i jumped to the whole inner mind thing i would check for more secret passages

jonny,
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like 20% of all recent monsterdons have been pickaxing through stuff

jonny,
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i don't want to be buried but i DO want a life size stone statue of me hidden somewhere

jonny,
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ya show it one more time we spent all that time on the corpse

jonny,
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so.... wats da deal with the pendulum

jonny,
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I saw a literal pendulum in the trailer this is not a spoiler this is what the title promises

jonny,
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we have 25 minutes left and that is just enough time to introduce, give ample stage time to, and conclude a pendulum character

jonny,
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have SOME self preservation instinct to put your hand up in the air while you walk around the spiderweb halways. at least close your eyes

jonny,
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is she enough like a zombie that we can call this a monster movie

jonny,
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they were experienced enough together and he hasn't said their safeword so this could be some elaborate kink scene she had set up for months and he is just playing along

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ok laughing confirmed this is just how they play

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boooooooooooooooo

jonny,
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when that doctor says "he's gone" i have no idea what to believe

moira,
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@jonny he's gone bye-bye. what've you got, igon?

jonny,
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they should have had a better plan they knew this was a possibility based on how the entire rest of everything went before

jonny,
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the pendulum has got to be the machine sound they heard before in the other room there HAS TO BE A PENDULUM

jonny,
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PENDULUM SIGHTED

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hell ya lets get that bad boy swingin

jonny,
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i don't get what the pit or the pendulum has to do with anything but i'm into it and it's all i wanted this whole time

jonny,
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wait did the doctor actually unceremoniously die by falling into the pit and vincent price didnt' notice and that's why the brother is getting pendulum'd like what does this scene even mean

jonny,
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THATS IT!? THATS ALL THE PENDULUM WE GET

jonny,
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how come instead of just saying nobody will enter you like clean it out and make it something different so there isn't a pendulum room to use in the first place

jonny,
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and again, did they FORGET about the recently re-alived sister or did they purposefully leave her in the chamber?????

moira,
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@jonny none of that set of people knew about her, though. I think it's okay.

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thanks to all for observing the passing of Roger Corman together, even tho i know almost nothing about him, i hope this was a fitting memorial

jonny,
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that tracks fs

jonny,
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y'all that was in fact a real pendulum

moira,
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ottaross,
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@jonny Jeez, no health & safety team on that shoot

jonny,
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now that is what you call style

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pit_and_the_Pendulum_(1961_film)#/media/File:MONSTROUS_MARQUEE_-_Pit_and_the_Pendulum,_The_-_Roosevelt_-_Chicago,_Illinois_-_August,_1961.jpg

jonny,
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stephen king wrote a novelization before getting ratted out by some cop teacher

moira,
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jonny,
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does he have full three or six axis control over the pendulum or just up and down because there are an awful lot of gear things up there

neia,

@jonny Yep, that's exactly it. He had one extra person compared to the original story, so when the doctor died off-script, Sir Brit had to fill in.

Worst understudy experience 0/10

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@neia so in the original story is it the brother who is cheating with the sister or what

neia,

@jonny Yep, Don Sr tortured Isabella and Bartolome, accusing them of having sex with each other. No clue whether they actually were, though.

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@neia that makes a LOT MORE SENSE THAN THIS

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