@rephlex00 That is not a Tasmanian devil. I always wondered how dumb Little Red Riding Hood would have to be to believe that a wolf in a nightgown was actually her grandma, but now I finally understand what type of person that story was written for.
I like to wink at couples at the same time so neither feels excluded but that only results in me blinking at them, so I’m usually the one who gets excluded.
Whenever anyone says we should take baby steps I’m like oh cool so super clumsy where one of us eventually hits our head on the corner of a coffee table sounds great that's my thing let's go hard.
It's kind of out of character for me to post a link to an Instagram reel, but this is my friend Brooke and she's hilarious and I think this video describes a lot of us so I wanted all of you to see it.
It's also captioned if you're not in a position to play audio.
@michael You reminded me of this friend I had a long time ago who owned the domain poop.com and I’m pretty sure the only thing he used it for was selling t-shirts that said "there's poop in my butt."
He eventually sold the domain name for a decent profit. Nice guy.
Here's a fun thing that anyone can do if you want to give it a go! If you play this ABBA song, but instead of 'take a chance' you imagine they're singing 'Donald Trump', then this fun song with the wrong words will be stuck in your head for at least a day or two and will probably stay with you until you die. You're welcome, everyone!
(Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald-Donald Trump-Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald-Donald Trump-Trump)
