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lisamelton

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My name is Elizabeth but please call me Lisa.

I'm probably best known as the person who started the #Safari and #WebKit projects at #Apple. You may think you know my deadname but... you don't.

I've drawn underground comics, pioneered using a Mac for newspaper graphics and developed software at Adobe and Netscape.

Now I write video #transcoding scripts and sometimes podcast.

Follow me and I'll fill your timeline with boosts.

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jessica, to random
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Ugh I don’t want to feel my age but seems like my body has other ideas … is it time to check on that portrait of myself in the attic again?

lisamelton,
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@jessica ROTFL! Now that is a Monday morning mood. 🤣

Willow, to random
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Tomorrow is the next big coming-out of my life - to my supervisor, the first person I’ll tell at work. She’s great, I expect this to go well. But it’s eating up ENORMOUS amounts of my brainwidth today.

lisamelton,
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@Willow Your expectation is correct because it will go well. I'm sure of it. Just take a moment to enjoy the experience. And then revel in it afterwards. You earned it, girl. 🤗💖

WrenArcher, to random
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Going to the restroom for a trans woman can be so anxiety inducing. I know for me it can be anyway. All I wanna do is get in and get out without any issues, hassles or problems.

But I had something happen while I was at lunch with my mother in-law that was rather affirming as a woman. It’s the opposite of what I’ve imagined could happen to me going to the women’s restroom.

I was washing my hands when a woman about my age came out of the other stall. She looked at me, straight in the face and asked if I could zip up the back of her dress. She didn’t even wait for a response. She just turned around and pulled up her hair. Then said, “It’s so hard to do this by yourself. So much easier when you have help. Thanks.”

She didn’t see me as a predator. Didn’t see me as someone who shouldn’t be in there. She saw me as another woman who simply would understand the need to have help zipping up the back of her dress.

I almost started crying.

I, a trans girl, went into the women’s restroom and nothing happened, except for another woman asked for my help.

lisamelton,
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@WrenArcher This. Is. Awesome! And I'm so glad this happened to you. What a wonderful experience. Something to cherish, girl. 🤗💖

lisamelton,
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@WrenArcher TBH, I am a bit jealous. I've been going to the Ladies Room since I began transition. While it's delightful that I've always been basically ignored and treated just like any other woman, nobody has asked me for help like that. So cool, girl. 😊

jessica, to random
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I will make you fit … or hurt you trying

lisamelton,
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@jessica That looks... painful. For the shoe. Not sure why I'm sympathizing with it. 😂

jessica, to diy
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Tonight’s #DIY project

lisamelton,
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@jessica This is fabulous and, therefore, so you, girl. 🥰

miriamrobern, to random
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The youngest just called me 'Mom' instead of 'Mimsy' and wow I didn't know how much I need that.

(I love 'Mimsy' but sometimes it feels like mom-with-an-asterisk.)

lisamelton,
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@miriamrobern I feel this in my bones. My son christened me "Other Mother" when I came out to him and my family. I don't think he realized the "Coraline" reference, which is kinda cringy. And while I appreciate "Mother" being in there somewhere, a "Mom" all by itself every once in awhile would be nice.

danirabbit, to random
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New sapphic anthem just dropped https://youtu.be/MB3VkzPdgLA?si=lYpATRm3q51oJwzU

lisamelton,
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@caroline @danirabbit Weeeeell, that certainly made an impression on this Boomer here. Daaayuuum! 🥰😊

DemocracySpot, to streetphotography
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lisamelton,
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@DemocracySpot You are very welcome, sir! Great composition, texture and color. 😊

ElleGray, to random
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so. in January I was in a bad car accident. fractured spine, ruptured discs, cracked pelvis, broken arm. last 4 months have been v hard. tonight though I'm going back to my adult dance class for the first time. I wasn't sure I'd ever even walk properly again so this is a moment for me. a good one

lisamelton,
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@ElleGray This is just such heart warming news! Congratulations and I'm so happy for you! 🤗💖

rooster, to random
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Framed some art

lisamelton,
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@rooster Mood. 💯

tillybridges, to random
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today i was misgendered and stared at by a whole lot of cis people

it was poop!

but tonight’s pineapple reminds you that says a whole lot about them and nothing at all about me

and do we let that stop us from living our lives full of joy and love?

no 👏 we 👏 do 👏 not
🩷🍍🩷

lisamelton, (edited )
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@tillybridges Ugh! More like troglodytes than ordinary cis people if they're misgendering a hottie like you. 😠 But it takes all kinds, I guess.

Anyway, you are 💯 percent correct! Nothing is stopping us, girl. 💖

rooster, to random
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Transition didn’t fix my life but damn it made me feel like I became an active member in it, capable of making changes.

lisamelton,
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@rooster This. 💯

pixelcowboy, to random
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lisamelton,
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@pixelcowboy Done! 💖

lisamelton,
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@pixelcowboy Lunch would be good and best of luck on the launch!

And things are going well.

rooster, to random
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I need a muppet remake of The Blair Witch Project mostly to see a panicked Kermit yelling “Fozzie!” into the dark woods as he hears a distant pained “wocka wocka!”

lisamelton,
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@rooster Where is the Kickstarter page for this? I'm in.

lisamelton,
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@noondlyt @rooster This. 💯

DemocracySpot, to photography
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lisamelton,
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@DemocracySpot Of course! That was a fascinating composition. 💖

rooster, to random
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top surgery (BA)
mop surgery (Hair transplant)
chop surgery (Bottom)
pop surgery (BBL)

send toot

lisamelton,
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@rooster Yep. This is canon for me now anyway.

not_that_barb, to random
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hey @lisamelton could you please help a friend achieve her dream of studying in Malta? thanks in advance

From: @alnmtt
https://bantu.social/@alnmtt/112435182533913983

lisamelton,
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@not_that_barb Boosted. 💖

@alnmtt

deirdresm, to random
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Visibly struggling to get up the stairs to the plane (eff hard stands). Amazing how helpful people can be when you say (truthfully) by way of explanation, “I was hit by a car yesterday.”

Comically slowly, with only sore knees and skinned palms to show for said encounter, but I’m definitely not at the “I walked 5km today” levels of activity from several days ago.

lisamelton,
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@deirdresm Yikes! 😬 That's terrible but I am so glad it's not worse. Please make it home without further injury. And I hope you recover quickly. 🫂💜

miriamrobern, to random
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Here in Winnipeg for Mothers' Day, they replaced the air with smoke. It's great. :(

lisamelton,
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@miriamrobern Wait. Canada is on fire again? Or it just never got extinguished? 😬

lisamelton,
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@miriamrobern Ah yes, the rhythm of the intervals.

AppleFanboy, to random
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Happy Mother's Day to all of the Fediverse Moms. You all are awesome and I hope y'all have a great day.

Today is my first Mother's Day without my mom. I'm holding it together right now but later when we visit her grave to put some flowers out I know I'm gonna lose it. Love and miss you Mom. 😢

lisamelton,
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@AppleFanboy 🫂💜

gaytracing, to random
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I've been lurking for a while now but figured I would make an . You can call me ferret and I use she/her pronouns. I don't know how active I'll be because I'm pretty shy, but I decided to make an account because I've been trying other social medias since twitter was bought by musk and I decided to try out the fediverse after Cohost had their second big funding issue back in March. Currently my favorite anime are the show Bang Dream: It's MyGO and the movie Liz and the Blue Bird.

lisamelton,
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@potungthul Thanks again for all your many recommendations! 💖

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