HCBunny

HCBunny, 6 months ago to random

Started following an account elsewhere that has turned out to be quite the train wreck of an over-sharing individual and I am chagrined to say I cannot bring myself to look away even though it is HORRIFYING.

HCBunny, 5 months ago to random

My son the doctor just sent me a craigslist post for a baby grand piano with the text "I should buy it".

HCBunny, 6 months ago to random

Hey.
Hey.
Am I swearing because hot flash or am I sweating because I'm about to puke?

HCBunny, 6 months ago to random

The worst thing about watching the parade on network television is all the network television they plug. NOBODY ASKED FOR A NEW NIGHT COURT, NBC.

HCBunny, 2 months ago to random

What people that don't imbibe in the weed don't understand:

THE most cathartic cries. Like, no, I feel great. Let's cry over the things that haven't been great so far and get them worn down. Nice and blunt.

So nice. With some music? A cup of tea?

HCBunny, 9 months ago to random

🚨IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT🚨

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HCBunny, 2 months ago to random

Mental health level:

The Froot Loops box sleeps in bed with me now.

HCBunny, 4 months ago to random

I just saw, on al gore's internet, someone angrily complain and link their venmo because nobody that subscribes to their onlyfans tips them.

HCBunny, 4 months ago to random

WHY
DO
MEN
USE
PROFILE
PHOTOS
FROM
DECADES
AGO
?!

HCBunny, 3 months ago to random

What I'm saying is: a hot, fresh bratwurst in a nice, soft bun placed in my hand is a clear declaration of intent to love.

HCBunny, 4 months ago to random

Hours and hours spent painting the nursery yesterday, the upper wall above the frost bump out a soft green.

HCBunny, 2 months ago to random

Closed Circuit Baby Monitor™! For when you need an absolutely unhackable layer of security because your grown daughter's baby daddy is unhinged.

HCBunny, 5 months ago to random

I'm lol-ing my ass off because I had an extra pair of leggings with reindeer on them that I gave to basement daughter and she's got them on, not knowing I have a matching pair because I'm not dressed yet...

HCBunny, 4 months ago to random

One thing I don't like about Mastodon is how yous guys are all off in dreamland by 10 p.m. Eastern time leaving me alone with the gaping maw of existence and my own ravenous thoughts.

HCBunny, 4 months ago to random

Eschewing fresh fruit at breakfast for a nutrient dense pre-packaged cupcake.

HCBunny, 3 months ago to random

How's it beige'n?

HCBunny, 2 months ago to random

For my birthday this year I'm going to start getting some tattoos that I've been putting off because I just can't decide WHERE to put them, so tell me, or show me (WINK) where your tattoos are to help me make up my mind.

HCBunny, 2 months ago to random

After getting NO messages ANYWHERE for a VERY LONG time I woke this morning to find a tiny envelope at the top of my screen

...from a friend I had sent a birthday gift to. His girlfriend is mad about the gift.

I sent him a large box of neon bandaids.

HCBunny, 2 months ago to random

I have, once again, eaten the wrong things at the wrong time.

HCBunny, 2 months ago to random

The bunning has begun.

Orange essence prunes, golden raisins and dried apricot soaking in orange rum

HCBunny, 4 months ago to random

(scouring the farthest reaches of the internet for a onesie I haven't purchased)

Welp.

Guess it's time to move on to sleepers.

HCBunny, 2 months ago to random

Man I need some canned ravioli.

HCBunny, 3 months ago to random

Serious question, do I want a discord? (Am I even saying that right? A discord?) If so, please explain why. Like I'm dumb. (gesturing broadly)

HCBunny, 2 months ago to random

Okay.

Place your guesses as to what sort of account this is. I'm guessing "replies gross shit to selfies".

HCBunny, 2 months ago to random

There's a thing where, though you don't drink soda, you suddenly have the insatiable need for Mountain Dew and your spouse orders a 2 liter with the pizza and now You've been drinking Mountain Dew for two days and then you take a drink of WATER 😣