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MostlyHarmless

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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

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You know your game of Monopoly has escalated when someone asks for the rule sheet.

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Just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row. Guess I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.

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I am the English teacher about whom your mother warned you.

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New propulsion system...

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"The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five."-Carl Sagan

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Pro tip: when your PC crashes, go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help.

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Adulthood is realizing that $100 is both a lot more and a lot less than you thought it was as a kid.

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They shouldn't have named it a baggage carousel if they didn't want me to ride it.

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I’m pretty sure some of you just drag your face across the keyboard and hit send.

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The way they did it in 1839...

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You millennials and your obsession with public healthcare. Back in my day we just died.

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Took some grease off my pizza today with a napkin. So if you see me looking skinny tomorrow don’t be alarmed.

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HOTELS: Welcome to your home away from home. This is a place to relax, unwind and take it easy.
ALSO HOTELS: We stop serving breakfast at sunrise.

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These darn millennials...Walking around like they rent the place.

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