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MrBerard

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"Vell, Vill iz just zis guy, you know?"

#French-Born #London-Based Emeritus #Software Engineer and Chartered #Computing #Teacher (Secondary)

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MrBerard, to uk
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Today, the celebrates the 80th anniversary of , the embodiment of the British fighting spirit.

At the start of , said they'll fight on beaches. Four years later, they did just that!

Though it wasn't on their own beaches, and with a lot of help from their former colonies - whilst trying to claim the credit.

Like I said, the embodiment of that plucky British Bulldog vim! 🇬🇧

futurebird, (edited ) to random
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Best movement of “The Planets” by Holst?

MrBerard,
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@futurebird

Tee-hee, 'Uranus' 🤭

MrBerard, to edutooters
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Watched something on in education, someone said "Think !" and the subtitles rendered this as "think by ass" and I will never not hear those three words every time I open a research paper.

@edutooters

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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Breaded fried tofu can get fucked

MrBerard,
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@Alice @TheBreadmonkey

IDK, I've had exceptional fried saitan in particular. The Temple of Saitan in London is awesome not just for its name.

MrBerard, to random
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Are you OK, United Kingdom?

Plan to ban sex education for children under nine - BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-69013002.amp

futurebird, to random
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Is it possible to devise a kind of encryption that will grow easier to break based on the passage of time? A key that can be reliably produced with enough calculations could be a start, but you can’t account for faster computers. Maybe a system that has a host of parameters based on other computers and sensors? but inputs can be faked. I don’t know if this question really even makes sense: it seems to bush against something fundamental and impossible.

MrBerard,
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@futurebird

Don't all encryptions grow easier to break with time? Just 'cause Moore's law etc...?

MrBerard,
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@jrconlin @futurebird

Related:

Is there a zero-knowledge or zero-trust asymmetric crypto technique that would allow someone to prove their age, without them being actually identifiable?

MrBerard, to memes
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RustyBertrand, to ai
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A place on earth where gravity may be turned down a bit. That hammock looks comfy.

Of course it's crooked for effect, but not by much, look at the green basketball hoop thingie. It's almost straight. Every line gets incrementally worse as you pan from left to right. This photo is pre

Explain this @Wen

MrBerard,
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@RustyBertrand @Wen

Every single software project I have worked on could have its architecture summarised by this picture.

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