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Viss

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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ
:: Founder, Phobos Group
:: Quad Flooper :: Scoville Addict
:: Public Speaker :: food pornographer
:: Twitter Alum (2011-2012)
:: security longhair :: tattoo'ed nerd

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stuck in heathrow terminal 5 for 5 hours.
has anybody geocached anything interesting here?

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being on the other side of the water provides for significantly tastier nerd food pellets

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go to the cloud they said
itll be fine they said

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this seems depressingly ironic

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i would totally play the tabletop martok-voiced d&d game from lower decks.

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@mttaggart this is wild

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Just got handed yhis

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@mjg59

zackwhittaker, to random
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Wow. Per @SeamusHughes, a huge source of leaked Social Security numbers is none other than the U.S. federal courts filing system, PACER.

https://www.courtwatch.news/p/exclusive-staggering-number-of-unredacted

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@zackwhittaker @SeamusHughes i have so many relevant gifs for this

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so i suppose rule 34 means something new now

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lololololol THE CLOUD!!! Risk diversification, how does it work? AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Another epic clusterfuck....

https://www.hudsonrock.com/blog/snowflake-massive-breach-access-through-infostealer-infection

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@osxreverser looks like that post has been removed - i click the link, it just goes to their main website now

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welp, chrome appears to be over
https://it.slashdot.org/story/24/05/31/1656229/google-will-disable-classic-extensions-in-chrome-in-the-coming-months?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon

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@hrbrmstr its gonna be weird, with chrome going full anti-adblock, and firefox deciding they want to do 'something with ai'. if those two bite the dust im curious what happens next

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i would like to have star trek style teleporters, not so much for the convenience of being able to travel instantly, but moreso to make jetlag a thing of the past.

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@hrbrmstr heh, yeah i recently have been giving a lot of thought to like 'maliciously transporting people without their consent and just leaving them in orbit' :D

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another in the bag!

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a+ typography

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So @ntkramer noted to me that the verdict came on Covfefe Day.

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@hrbrmstr @ntkramer glorious

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I love that things have gotten so bad in recent years that we're looking to bring back icq, aim, msn, yahoo messenger etc..

https://www.theregister.com/2024/05/31/nina_saving_icq/

kinda makes me feel 300 years old

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@hrbrmstr i was very very impressed when the ENTIRE AUDIENCE stared at me blankly when i asked if they had heard of mtls - i asked 'show of hands, how many people have heard of or have worked with mtls' - THE WHOLE ROOM raised their hands. so i was like.. well. okay so a lot of my slides now i can sorta breeze past..

ancient internet lore of 2005.

its like if you watched strongbad episodes as they aired IN FLASH at the time, yeah - we need robes or something :D

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@hrbrmstr

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here we goooo

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@meriksson thanks! :D

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hey!
are you awake?
If you are, and you want to stream securityfest day 2, here's the url!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDAUwMwVuns&ab_channel=SecurityFest

I'm the first talk of the day, and I'm up at midnight PST, or 9am gothenburg time!

I'm presenting on using ancient forerunner technology (linux) to make inexpensive/free solutions for security engineering and architecture, and talking A LOT OF SMACK about the cloud:

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@mmlvx theyre in canva and all have animated backgrounds, so im not sure how theyll export, but i can try!

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