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chad

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Really looking forward to naptime.
My avatar is 16 tiles of my cat Chapati’s face. I have another cat named Udon (not pictured).

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chad, to Bloomscrolling
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The neighborhood Bird has bloomed, with more to come! I really like the leaves on their own, but it’s a special treat to get the flowers out.

I propagated some of this cluster over by my house and am eagerly awaiting my first bloom-on-premises.

chad, to random
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Cakeposting will resume as soon as I finish this pie. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

Alice, to random
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Whenever my husband and I stay in a hotel room with two beds, I like to role play like we're two coworkers on a business trip where I get things hot by spending the evening microwaving fish.

chad,
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@Alice gonna lose more followers over this one, Slice

chad,
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@Alice I think you need to tell us about more of the foreplay, like how you ask for a room near the ice machine.

chad,
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@Alice 😳

You two are NOT going to make it to continental breakfast before the good yogurts are gone

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Oh, you think it's funny to mock ADHD, the condition I have struggled with since I was born? Well, I have something to tell you! What were we just talking about?

chad,
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@StefanThinks we were chuckling at what if these silly fruit names were silly people names

chad, to random
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hey siri what’s the nirvana song that goes “ah yeahhhheahhhh heyeyhh yeahh ohhhhh”

chad, to random
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The best reason to learn to cook for yourself is so you can put miso in everything.

chad, to random
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Won’t someone rid me of this carrot cake

chad, to random
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Well now I’m suspicious

chad, to random
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I don’t know what the colors mean in JoWordle and you can’t make me learn

chad,
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@NickGates which one means we have the ingredients to make a pizza, and which one
means there’s a pizza party happening rn?

chad, to random
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My choices are making me feel bad and there’s no end in sight.

chad,
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@Alice but also they had a dozen cookies for $3 so I made a cream cheese frosting and I’m basically just eating cream cheese day

chad,
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@cgsines @Alice that won’t stop me

Alice, to random
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I once met a man who was a higher up at Dippin' Dots and he was wearing a Dippin' Dots RING if you want to know what it's like to talk to god or whatever.

chad,
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@Alice fingerwear of the future

chad, to random
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What a day to be a dill tree living next to a thriving sweet potato and some delicious compost!

chad,
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@Alice this is what happens when the Earth is bombarded by solar flares or something

Alice, to random
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I lost some followers and I’m not sure if it's because they didn't like my weak photo of the aurora borealis or didn't appreciate my question about how much teeth they like with their BJs. Probably a little bit of both.

chad,
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@Alice I was gonna say “gotta thin the herd” but I’m already the third person to show up with that, thus proving our point

Alice, (edited ) to random
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Men would receive way more blowjobs if they'd just be more communicative with their partners by telling them how much teeth they like.

chad,
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@Alice one tooth is scarier. All that potential localized in one point

chad,
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@Alice the word “puncture” is lurking on the borders of this conversation

chad, to random
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How will this aurora affect the economy? I eagerly await NPR’s Saturday programming.

Alice, to random
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I always get the middle seat on airplanes so I can hog both armrests.

chad,
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@Alice doesn’t matter which seat I pick, me and my crying baby are touring the whole airplane the whole time 🤙

chad,
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@Alice Wirecutter’s pick is the Shhhwaddle and it’s worth the extra cash imo

Alice, to random
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Where my fellow risk takers at?!?

You know, the kind who like to rawdog their crossword puzzles and Sudokus with a pen.

chad,
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@Alice @NickGates I had to edit mine for alt text

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