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daniel

@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com

Tortillas are awesome! Lead developer of https://social.telemetrydeck.com/@telemetrydeck . Taking ganders since 1984. searchable

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  • daniel,
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    @davidgarywood this sounds like something straight out of Good Omens or modern fantasy books

    fp, to random
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    Pizza time

    daniel,
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    @fp 😍😍😍

    daniel, to random
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    Welcome to Daniel J Plus where we’ll send you weekly selfies and pictures of chocolate along with musings about statistics and large data sets. Press spacebar to continue.

    daniel,
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    @ettercat I’ll Blog and talk about it next week, so you’re in luck!

    daniel, to random
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    The Balkan store had a sale!

    daniel,
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    @Juju sure! tosses one over

    daniel,
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    @marina ich kenn beides noch nicht aber ich gebe zu, dass ich bei dem Bild ein bisschen an dich gedacht hab. Marina-bait sozusagen!

    daniel,
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    @marina ich bin sehr gespannt 😊

    mikaelacaron, to random
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    🚨 Everyone be prepared! I am going to tomorrow and will be posting constantly for the next 3 days 🍕

    If you don’t want to see it, mute / unfollow now! You have been warned!

    daniel,
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    @mikaelacaron OMG Have so much fun!!!

    mergesort, to random
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    I’m saying this because I’m proud and not to brag but today, exactly one month after releasing Short Circuit we’ve hit $10,000 in revenue the app. I am floored, I was not expecting to have a product making actual money this soon given my main focus was Plinky.

    Your dollars matter. Something I haven't talked about publicly, when I went indie I committed to donating 3% of Red Panda Club's profits to preserving red pandas and their habitat. Save an indie, save a red panda.

    https://redpanda.club

    daniel,
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    @mergesort amazing! Congrats!!

    daniel, to random
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    Went for a lil ride

    daniel,
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    @marina exhausting!! But fun! 😁

    ibigfoot, to random German
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    Warum nicht für Erwachsene verfügbar??? :awesome:

    Schuhe mit Leuchtdioden für Kids.

    daniel,
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    @ibigfoot boah ja ich will auch!

    daniel, to random
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    Okay I’ll say it. Four sessions over a weekend is too much content to watch. I have other things to do, and it feels a bit like a chore.

    daniel,
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    I haven’t watched to actual qualifying yet because I worked Friday, and now I seem to not be able to watch it before the second breakfast^Hqualifying begins

    daniel,
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    @Vampykitten oh yes! Im now behind on 3h or so of content and it feels like maybe I should just skip it and watch the actual race tomorrow?

    m, to random

    I hope so much that brain computer interfaces will bring Nuremberg Funnels (an device that allows you to push knowledge and thoughts into a brain)

    It would be incredibly cool if we could simply transmit our thoughts and emotions directly without having to go through the hassle of converting them into sound waves and sending them as speech to another person.

    This is such a dream of mine, and the social consequences would be just awesome

    CW: The Wikipedia article contains some ableist wordings

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuremberg_Funnel

    daniel,
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    https://lgbtqia.space/@m omg it has a name, the thing I want!

    TheLetterTen, to random

    I told a joke on a Zoom Meeting and no-one laughed.

    It turns out I'm not remotely funny.

    daniel,
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    KrauseFx, to random

    I’ve spent the last months analyzing how to optimize iOS apps to maximize conversion of in-app purchases. Here are the most important things to look out for:

    daniel,
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    @KrauseFx this is really cool mate! Gotta check it out

    FrauMaja, to random German
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    Auf einem Radweg, der für beide Fahrtrichtungen freigegeben ist mir entgegengekommen, kein Stück ausweichen, offenbar erwarten, dass ich vom hohen Bordstein runter auf den Gegenverkehr der Straße ausweiche, dann - weil ich das nicht tue - ne Vollbremsung hinlegen und mich beschimpfen.

    Cool.

    daniel,
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    @FrauMaja 🙄🙄

    ibigfoot, to random German
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    Im Rahmen des durfte ich heute Mittag neben @lisa von @telemetrydeck auftreten. Während Lisa von ihren Learnings beim Gründen mit @daniel berichtete ("the good, the bad & the ugly"), durfte ich ein bisschen von Strategie und Vision der Augsburg berichten. Und natürlich auch Werbung zu unserer Open Data-Veranstaltung heute Abend machen...

    Guter Rahmen mit spannenden Menschen!

    Event: https://www.augsburg.de/buergerservice-rathaus/smart-city/open-data-event
    gründet: https://gruendungslandkarte.augsburg.de/informationen

    daniel,
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    @ibigfoot ich freu mich schon dich morgen zu sehen!

    Anzeliane, to random French
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    Today he sleeby :blob_cat_aww:

    daniel,
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    @Anzeliane 😍

    ainmosni, to random
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    Finally finished this morning before work, and that show has a much too touching ending.

    I might have shed some tears while watching it.

    daniel,
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    @ainmosni ugh that show! 😿

    daniel, to random
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    Welcome to the Fediverse. Dial 1 to get a pre-Stickered thinkpad delivered. Dial 2 if you want to use your existing thinkpad.

    daniel,
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    @angelostavrow sorry we dont do human connection

    mergesort, to random
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    They call it gross revenue but I’ve actually felt pretty good making some real indie money lately.

    daniel,
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    @mergesort that’s how they catch you in their net

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