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daniel

@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com

Tortillas are awesome! Lead developer of https://social.telemetrydeck.com/@telemetrydeck . Taking ganders since 1984. searchable

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daniel, to random
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A sentence that helped me a lot this week is „that’s not my beer“, the German idiom meaning, „I accept I’m not responsible for this.“ So I built myself a reminder, lest I forget the sentence.

voidedmain, to random German
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GuMo :patpat:

daniel,
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@voidedmain gumo

daniel,
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@voidedmain i need an orbital laser and 400 henchpeople! But other than that, ganz gut

daniel,
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@voidedmain gleicher Grund wie jeden Abend Pinky— um die Welt zu erobern!

The World GIF

daniel,
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@voidedmain and I could have henchpeople for server work, and for design, and for development and the laser would be really cool for gently illuminating people who don’t know Karl Popper and his Paradoxon

aleen, to random
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I have tried to get in with my favorite tattoo artist four times and I'm beginning to think it'll never happen 😢

daniel,
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@aleen sameeeeeeee

daniel, to random
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TFW when your servers just keep inventing new reasons to collapse. The new infrastructure can’t come soon enough

Staring Episode 2 GIF by The Office

vollkorn, to random German
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The vacation is off to a bad start. After our flight had been cancelled and we had to take a later flight which brought us to our vacation home at about midnight, we found out that the previous guest just decided not to move out. So we had to divert into a crappy hotel around the corner.

daniel,
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@vollkorn oh wow that sounds supremely annoying! I hope you’ll have a more relaxed time for the rest of your vacation!!

MuseumShuffle, to random
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@daniel I see you woke up this day and chose violence.

daniel,
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@RobW @MuseumShuffle am I wrong 😁

daniel,
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@RobW 😁😘

daniel, to random German
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I and @lisa met @marina yesterday and it was fantastic and super fun 🤩 ! Distributed offices rock, but hanging out in person every once in a while is too!

daniel,
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@marina @lisa oh you!! ☺️☺️☺️

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@daniel does this count as a good book? (It’s very depressing)
S4E16

daniel,
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@_holger it sure does!!

voidedmain, to random German
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keine 5 minuten in deutschland angekommen:

es stinkt, es ist warm, leute regen sich über die bahn auf, alle züge haben entweder verspätung oder fallen aus

ich hab's nicht vermisst 🥲

daniel,
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@voidedmain ich freu mich trotzdem voll drauf dich zu treffen!

can, to random German
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Gelandet in Deutschland. Das erste, das ich im Flughafen höre, zwischen zwei Mitarbeitern: “Hey! Wie geht’s dir?” - “Scheiße.” - “Siehst auch scheiße aus.”

🤣

daniel,
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@can welcome :)

voidedmain, to random
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"leave thnigs in the bag"

daniel,
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@voidedmain thnigs!

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👀

daniel,
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@codevapor 😍

fallenhitokiri, to gaming
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While it started as a joke I am actually considering to start a gaming blog for gamers over 30 who cannot avoid life.

Review criteria will be

  • does the game remind me of the controls?
  • can I get a summary what happened and what I’m supposed to do?
  • can I pick it up for 30-60 minutes and have fun?

Weekly summary of all posts will be sent on Friday evening.

It’s far from a fully thought out concept, but I like the idea and think this is a niche not well served.

daniel,
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@fallenhitokiri is the main story beatable in 10-20 hours? What are the actual game mechanics? I love the idea.

daniel, to random
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I think I somehow hurt my wrist? It stings when I move it but I can't remember doing anything?

daniel,
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@lindworm so der plan, ich hab das öfter

daniel,
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@lindworm seltsamerweise nicht

daniel, (edited ) to random German
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Ok das ist echt cool. Hut ab vor Augsburg. Brief des Augsburger Sozialreferenten über die bezahlkarte für asylsuchende. Die Stadt wird sich so gut es geht gegen die Einführung der Bezahlkarte wehren und alle Möglichkeiten ausschöpfen, Asyl Suchenden bessere Möglichkeiten zu bieten.

Edit: inzwischen geh ich davon aus dass der Brief nicht echt ist. Dafür spricht die schlechte Druckqualität und die Botschaft in der Fusszeile. Schade eigentlich.

daniel,
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@pascoda heck if i know

daniel,
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@lauteshirn die OB von Augsburg ist mir trotz ihrer Partie echt immer wieder positiv aufgefallen. Stark und klar positioniert gegen rechts, pro Radwege, etc.

daniel,
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@creezy es ist zumindest ein echter Brief der in meinem Briefkasten lag

daniel,
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@johannes @creezy hmmmmm you might be right. Unten rechts im footer steht sogar „hierbei handelt es sich um eine politische aktion“

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