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@get@glee.li

I am get, my website is getgle, and my websites mascot is getgle girl male. This is called a holy trinity. I am not gay or LGBT, I am a member of the men who have sex with men community. I practice a lifestyle known as stone cold inceldom. Everything said on this account is satire even if stated otherwise. If its past 10 eastern then I am drunk ontop of it being satire

Website: https://getgle.org
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@getgle
Podcast: https://getgle.org/podcast

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

I only block/defederate people for two reasons;

  1. they posted CP / csam
  2. they defederated/blocked me first (I don't want to send messages to people who block me)

Anyone else is welcome, me interacting with someone is not an endorsement of their character.

Pronouns: Assigned by God
<< I WOULD NEVER KILL MYSELF. IF I DIED FROM "SUICIDE" IT WAS HOMICIDE BY THE FEDS. >>

My gender male

Joe Biden is standing in front of a cardboard cutout he isn't really outside

I got pleromer working!!!!!
im more interested in making friends than being a dick currently
this may change be careful

Deep web:
i2p: getgle.i2p
onion: getglewxrafb2ica6kt5le3fdxv472lxqynhfaucevmfnvjx6g4ki4ad.onion

Contact:
xmpp: get@glee.li
backup account: @get

I LOST MY OLD NOSTR KEY.
NEW NOSTR: npub1z4urrvefrug4cnuwj8nk99r9kvvmzc60h2acfurt9y3m5ev6dxcqtudhwz

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bitcoin: bc1q36ckkh8awdus6av3dsquen0zk3dm575eseh2xv

monero: 839HDnU8s5nBb74uCvFoowjXq68PCDuM5g7dXeCUBcFfd75xP7kKt5QNEC2xk9HygtdwUV4VsLxhcgyUukb6ssJXNPTqHGj


Everything said on this account is satire even if stated otherwise.

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TIL that poasties have no idea who I am. Sad!

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@lain poasties have a collective iq of 1

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I came up with this new theological argument while trolling a christian lmao

"The bible has talking animals: You Worship Back To The Barnyard"

get,
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@meso it's funny bot male reacted to be transphobic when I'm not a tranny

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"we were the last generation to play outside and drink from the water hose"

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@alex I know someone who doesn't drink water at all they just drink twisted tea all day he is constantly sick but is unable to realize the very obvious answer as to why

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lmao

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They need to stop playing games. 15% malt liqour NOW no more 8% make it HIGH GRAVITY

get, to fediverse
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transparent gleeson

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NOOOOOOOO!!!! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!! HE KILLED GLEASON!!!!

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I broke my Windows setup, now I have to format and reinstall everything...

Fuckin' hell...

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@captainepoch perfect opportunity to install linux

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@coolboymew When I see her I want to kill her

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@sjw @nosleep @coolboymew I had a THC root beer from the dispensary it was so based

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@coolboymew

video/mp4

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@lanodan @marine despite only making up 13% of metal music black metal commits 50% of all violent crime

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Someone with a beach-front home should do a 24/7 Livestream of the beach with chat on the side.

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The first few seasons of Frasier were recorded onto film so it would be possible for them to rescan and release Frasier in HD

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@meso @condret burger geese

sjw, to beer
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get,
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@lanodan @sjw They failed at that, Steele Reseve does the job far better. Common America W and common Japan L

also daily reminder age of consent in Japan is 13. It is truly a country made for and by redditors

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@colinsmatt11 @sallyNULL not at all, libre technology does not progress at the same speed proprietary technology does

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ive been watching fish tank for hours sam hyde struck gold with this

7666, to random

whoever thought .zip and .mov were good TLDs should be taken out back and shot

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@7666 .exe domain names

meso, to random
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@meso lmao @ C being lumped in with those languages. If Lisp, Haskell and Rust disappeared from existence tomorrow nothing would change. If C was deleted from existence we wouldn't even have an OS anymore most good software would be gone the computer would be garbage thanks for listening to this get talk

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cope and seethe

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@Commander @goup @MercurialBlack @Oliver @Yellow_Heart @amy @animeirl @creamqueen @dushman @f_o_u_r_t_y @get @kirby @kirbyV2 @lina @maija @paulo @theorytoe hop on mumble fellas

get,
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@paulo @theorytoe @maija @meso @Yellow_Heart @lina @MercurialBlack @kirby @kirbyV2 @animeirl @dushman @goup @meso @f_o_u_r_t_y @amy A government employee slit mesos throat and is now operating a puppet account on @meso . DO NOT INTERACT. THE ONLY OFFICIAL MESOS ARE
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