@gfarrell Alt text: Note on purple background with rainbow:
"I've been forced to explain homosexuality
to my kids (aged 3 and 4) because their
uncle is gay. This incredibly difficult and
traumatic experience went as follows:
Child: Why does Uncle Bob go everywhere
with Pete?
Me: Because they're in love, just like
Mummy and Daddy are.
Child: Oh. Can I have a biscuit?
We're all scarred for life. Scarred, I tell you!"