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heiglandreas

@heiglandreas@phpc.social

Father. Husband. PHP-Nerd. Draughtsman. Soil-Scientist. Brewer. Rescue-Diver. OSS-Maintainer. Challenge-Accepter.

Homebase roughly 50N 8E

@ teamup.com, ingewikkeld.net & stella-maris.solutions

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heiglandreas, to random
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Hey : Go home and read up on secure passwords at https://pages.nist.gov/800-63-3/sp800-63b.html#-5112-memorized-secret-verifiers!

But what does know about such things. You are for sure much more knowledgeable!

heiglandreas,
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"Verifiers SHOULD NOT impose other composition rules (e.g., requiring mixtures of different character types or prohibiting consecutively repeated characters) for memorized secrets. "

klaremitte, to random German
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Wir sagen ja lieber mehrere Male « Jahrhunderhochwasser » in ein paar Jahren, als einmal .

heiglandreas,
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@klaremitte Des einen Katastrophe ist des anderen klingender Geldbeutel...

avatter, to random German
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Bei der -Mutter GoDaddy arbeiten 6.000 Leute. Keiner davon hat es geschafft, sich einen Reminder in Outlook reinzuhauen.

heiglandreas,
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@avatter Das Problem könnte allerdings Outlook sein 🙈

Vieleicht sollte jemand mal (https://ohdear.app) empfehlen.... 🤦‍♂️

Die schicken Remidner per EMail. Tage im Vorraus... 🤷

heiglandreas, to random
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So I just realized that GMail is changing emails when displaying them in their web-interface.

So unless you use something like Mailvelope even signed emails will be modified but not disclose that.

Yes: Gmail might be easy! But being able to trust my emails means more to me!

heiglandreas,
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@maccath It might only seem minor. But whenever they find something that looks like a website they add a link to it - regardless of whether that is supposed to be a link or not.

So when an email contains the text suspicious.link - the gmail interface will make that a clickable link! even though it wasn't in the email!

Imagine the possibilities! 🙈

And I have no idea what else they might be changing...

heiglandreas,
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@tiberium As far as I know it's only in the Webinterface. They are not rewriting the email per se. Only "enhance" it when displaying....

/cc @maccath

dyfustic, to random
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Wenn ich zwei Rehe besitze, habe ich dann Rehdundanz?

heiglandreas,
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@fenkt Ist ein Schaf eigentlich immer automatisch per Definition ein Mähroboter?

/cc @dyfustic

heiglandreas,
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@j_sci Ganz klar vom Gras auf der anderen Zaunseite!

/cc @dyfustic @fenkt

bagder, to random
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“I could rewrite ”

Here's my collection of some less cheerful quotes to keep me firmly grounded. Blogged three years ago today:

https://daniel.haxx.se/blog/2021/05/20/i-could-rewrite-curl/

heiglandreas,
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@kboyd I'd rather live in uninteresting times.

/cc @bagder

discobiker, to random German
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heiglandreas,
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@discobiker 🤣

chrismarquardt, to random
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In letzter Zeit immer häufiger diese Tote-Winkel-Aufkleber wahrgenommen. Auf LKW, auf Wohnmobilen, usw.

Bin ich alleine damit, dass mir die bei den heutigen technischen Möglichkeiten unangenehm aufstoßen? Es ist 2024 und weder kompliziert noch teuer, die toten Winkel zu eliminieren. Zum Beispiel mit Kameras.

Stattdessen habe ich das Gefühl, dass hier per Aufkleber Schuldverschiebung betrieben wird.

Geht das nur mir so?

heiglandreas,
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@chrismarquardt nein!

Peg33, to random
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heiglandreas,
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@Peg33 Please! Don't give them ideas!!!!

heiglandreas, to random
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I hate it when I run into "undocumented features" just because you try to run stuff via PHARs ...

😡

Latest one: Slevomat Coding Standard expects PHPStan to be installed via Composer...

WHY!!!!

sixtus, to random German
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Als statt Klimaaktivisten plötzlich Klimaaktivitäten den Verkehr lahm legten, erwiesen sich die Strafgesetze als wirkungslos.

heiglandreas,
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@sixtus Jetzt übertreibt die Letzte Generation aber!

heiglandreas, to random
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Looks like we've got a grumpy flower at home....

Nachtflug, to random German
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Ich möchte durch die Gegend fahren, Fotos von Wahlplakaten machen und diese kommentieren.

Ich muss den Schmerz teilen. Es ist schlimm 🙄

heiglandreas,
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@Nachtflug Die aktuelle BWL-Esoterik crew würde ein Wirtschaftswunder nicht mal erkennen, wenn sie davon überrollt würde....

heiglandreas, to random
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welcome to the Alps

binbash, to random German
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(via https://lemmy.world/post/15495180 )

heiglandreas,
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@binbash 🤣

Schrank, to php
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Preparing a talk „from url in browser to first byte“ in context of .
What little, not obvious things, do you think are a good addition?

Like: a correct time is important for proper encryption

heiglandreas,
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@Schrank Welcome to the world of "FULL STACK" development 😂

I'd even add the OSI Stack and perhaps things like Ethernet, MAC, arp and IEEE 802.11 to the list 😁

/cc @derickr

heiglandreas,
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@Schrank And if it's only to say "These also exist but we do not care about them unless you have another 5 hours to spare!"

heiglandreas, to random
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Can anyone decently explain to me why people are so fixated on assigning a gender to someone?

Why is that important?

You wanna address them? "Hey [whatever the person told you they want to be called]"

You weren't told how to address them? "Excuse me: I'm Andreas, What's your name?"

They don't tell you? Have you considered that they probably don't want to talk to you?

https://benjojo.co.uk/u/benjojo/h/3RDQ97768tt28Tk321

heiglandreas,
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@sarah That is one of the things that I would never implement when asked for it. I rather quit than work for a company where Marketing is more important than the right to not have to reveal my gender!

Thanks for raising that point in your talk yesterday!

heiglandreas,
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@trimethylpentan Again: why is it important?

Unless you are not doing advertisement but manipulation....

heiglandreas,
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@trimethylpentan No they aren't. Otherwise there wouldn't be two different words for it.

But that might be the problem...

When Marketing people say advertisement they mean manipulation.

heiglandreas, to random
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Thank you to everyone that made @phpday a truly amazing experience for me. The organizers, the sponsors, the Attendees and speakers and mostly all the old and new friends I was able to meet. And the feeling that this was growing a community!

Thank you all!

And also thank you to the pope for making todays tourist excursion a truly interesting visit 😂

The main piazza in verona. The arena to the left with a queue of people waiti g to pass the security scanner to get in. In the background some mobile tv stations prepared for broadcasting a speech of the pope.

heiglandreas,
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@timobakx a PHoPe?/cc @shochdoerfer @phpday

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