lurch

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lurch,

i don’t have a microwave, but isn’t there a chance water can “overheat” in the microwave and instantly, explosively vaporise when you put something in? is this just super rare, so nobody cares?

lurch,

Misread the title as “Whales” first and I was like “about time” 😅

lurch,

so builtin fail2ban. i hope attackers can’t overflow the penalty storage

lurch,

it’s called NATO Olive and doubles as camouflage

lurch,

… and their legacy was 40 gigs of feet pics and furry porn 🤣

lurch,

reminds me of the time someone said “Who is this 4chan?” on tv and it became a meme. good times

lurch,

lmao, why didn’t he go to the bathroom?

lurch, (edited )

well yeah, but that’s just so the teacher doesn’t lose any kids. the kids ask, informing the teacher, and the teacher makes sure they don’t go all at once. if the teacher won’t let them without good cause, that’s likely also illegal in your country (because it’s torture)

This Hacker Tool Extracts All the Data Collected by Windows’ New Recall AI (www.wired.com)

When Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella revealed the new Windows AI tool that can answer questions about your web browsing and laptop use, he said one of the “magical” things about it was that the data doesn’t leave your laptop; the Windows Recall system takes screenshots of your activity every five seconds and saves them on the...

lurch,

i don’t need your password if i can read your email from the screenshot it took of it

lurch,

lol, i already have an extra 5G router for less and unlimited bandwidth 🤣

lurch,

Does it have onboard graphics? It will be hard without that. If it has, you can make a vintage arcade machine, but with multiple games. You could, for example, run linux with OpenTyrian on it, which is one of my favorite games. Xgalaga++ and a lot of old games with DOS emulation should also be possible. You can strip down the OS, so only the barest minimum runs; should save some RAM and CPU.

lurch,

Anyone that’s talked a really old person sees all kind of weird stuff going on with their mouths.

a long time ago i read that’s because the older one gets, the less thirst one feels and therefore older people don’t hydrate enough, if they don’t actively hydrate more than they feel thirst

lurch,

And you’ll note that I said ‘you’. cuz we all age and you and I and everyone in this post are not exempt from getting older as we speed through the time dimension.

That’s very optimistic of you, as not all of us will reach old age. I’m probably not gonna make it past 60. We shall see.

lurch,

if anything goes wrong, you can blame the replacement AI now. so there is still something to hold accountable.

lurch,

AFAIK you can’t wipe the IMEI and if you report it stolen to providers they will block it from using their networks. (It will only be able to use wifi.)

lurch,

AFAIK you can’t wipe the IMEI and if you report it stolen to providers they will block it from using their networks. (It will only be able to use wifi.)

lurch,

They said in the video the water level had already peaked, but in my opinion the general danger of having buildings near water will stay. I have witnessed massive buildings and bridges being destroyed by rushing water masses that took boulders with it like wrecking balls and removed the soil under buildings. I cecommend living a bit uphill 😆

lurch,

just make the password a little story you can remember, e,g. “Carl+Lenny:go2a bar&spend$$$”

lurch,

if it’s consentual a hug is a good thing, even if it’s an “old fuck”. stop hug shaming. get hugged. go hug someone.

lurch,

i actually was in 2 recently, but one wasn’t important and i muted it when a colleague started showing slides. wouldn’t recommend either way.

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