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moira

@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net

She/her :blobcatheartlesbian: ex-software dev now writing words for money, fun, and/or survival. I like new people but may be too busy to follow back.

Republicans have campaigned on killing me and mine my whole life, so "Democrats are just as bad" crap gets a fuck off and an unfollow.

I write long-form on my Federated blog at @solarbird. If you want to support me or this instance, have my patreon: http://patreon.com/solarbird

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IT'S A PIPE AGAINST ANOTHER PIPE

WHO WILL HAVE THE SUPERIOR PIPE


moira, to random
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IT'S A PIPE-OFF WE HAVE A PIPE-OFF


moira, to random
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oh shit, it's elon's brain implant


moira, to random
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"But I have a short film I'd like to show you." [gets out kazoo to provide soundtrack]


moira, to random
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even the cops have radar!


moira, to random
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cheezit it's the air patrol!


moira, to random
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day for night, never works


moira, to random
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ONE FOR THE ROAD maybe he'll die this time

#monsterdon
#CreatureWithTheAtomBrain

moira, to random
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"Because I'm gay as French parade and it's the 50s, honey."


moira, to random
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that lamp is a major award!


moira, to random
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man the radar secret service got super weird later in the game, didn't they


moira, to random
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"Let me give you a primitive example, for your primitive mind."


moira, to random
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our gangster villain kinda reminds me of Morden from Babylon 5, but I think it's just the hair


moira, to random
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moira, to random
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eminations

DOO DOOO DE DOO DOOT


moira, to random
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moira, (edited ) to random
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Chet! I can almost remember the drunken faces
Of every girl that you dragged sloppily
back to your room

and cheeeet

i thought the odour from the fryer was your cologne CHET

doo doo dooo doooooo doo doot

CHET

doo doo dooo dooooo doo doo dooo doo doot

moira, to random
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"Damn, and it's crotch height. Hope you've already had all the kids you wanted."


moira, to random
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oooh he's got a fancy lab, an electric centifuge!


moira, to random
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they have a chet walker but what they really need is more of a chet whisperer


moira, to random
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turn out the lights (where applicable)


moira, to random
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bullet holes, drill holes, whatever


moira, to random
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don't laugh you blond fuck, keep it to goddamn gether!


moira, to random
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those neon zig-zags, very fashion forward for 1955


moira, to random
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GO BACK TO THE SPACE

SHIP


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