I just remembered the "boycott Dune because it's pro-life propaganda" take
yes the movie about the power-mad conniving fetus (who becomes that way because of her mother's decision to not terminate despite knowing the risks, who helps create a galactic jihad), and the guy who spearheads the galactic jihad (and is responsible for innumerable deaths because of his mother's decision to give birth to him) is definitely an argument against abortion sure
Amazon's asking the important questions about Tom Bombadil, a character notoriously not interested in getting involved or caring any about larger drama than getting lilies for his wife or singing a silly little tune or bringing hobbits over for dinner:
“We started thinking, What does he care about? And how can that be a doorway to drama?”
I had to look up an article about the earlier press release when they announced the thread retraction issue to see how many threads there are and apparently there are a total of 64, he’s only got 16 threads still hanging in there??
This work of art is called “too many spiders” and it is going on my work cork board immediately, I love that this very small child has given me so many spider drawings
I commented on the small child's candy so he ran back to his dad's office, selected a Starburst, carefully unwrapped it, and brought it back to me. when I didn't immediately eat it he looked very concerned and pointed at his mouth and said eat with the most earnest concern in his voice it until I ate it
nothing riskier than accepting an unwrapped candy from a very small child but you know what sometimes you just have to live dangerously (and not disappoint a very small child)
Just got hit on my commute with the memory of the ex who really hyped up his birthday gift for me and it turned out to be a family sized box of instant mashed potatoes because he’d heard me say I didn’t like them and remembered it as me saying I loved them
I spent years avoiding a specific cafe because I had this weird feeling that if I went I’d bump into him there and the very first time I went I was sitting at a table and he walked in with his girlfriend, saw me, hid behind her, dashed outside when he thought I couldn’t see him, climbed into the car, looked out the window anxiously, and then reclined the seat all of the way back so you couldn’t see him from outside the car
When we had the breakup conversation he saw my guitar hero guitars and decided he was going to start out the conversation by kicking my ass in competitive mode (???) and then I ended up crushing him because I was playing it nonstop at the time. Extremely normal kind of guy
my brother just called me from his cicada-plagued office yelling because he'd never picked up a cicada to move it to safety and felt the scream vibrate through his whole hand before