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stux, to random
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Okay I'm done now :blobblush: This was a victory worth celebrating :blobcatgiggle:

I'm super lucky I can say: "Back to reality for a bit and away with the Trump madness universe"

Soon I hope we can all enjoy this :blobpray:

trebach,
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@stux @jsalvador It's possible but unlikely due to them all being nonviolent offenses and logistical issues surrounding him having secret service protection for life

trebach,
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@stux @jsalvador I think they would have to take shifts inside the prison guarding him. However, while they do have to protect him, they can prevent him from performing actions that would place himself in physical danger

emarktaylor, to NFL
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🏈 @nfl

Via Adam Schefter 🤖 @AdamSchefter

Two misdemeanor warrants have been filed against Kansas City Chiefs defensive lineman Isaiah Buggs in Tuscaloosa County, Alabama, on charges of cruelty to dogs in the second degree.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/40240843/two-animal-cruelty-warrants-filed-chiefs-isaiah-buggs

trebach,
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@emarktaylor @nfl @AdamSchefter If you look at the article, it seems there's more going on than it seems

trebach,
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@dashrb @emarktaylor @nfl @AdamSchefter Deep South. Even more plausible.

evan, (edited ) to random
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Should citizens of your country who live abroad be allowed to vote in national elections?

trebach,
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@CanisMajoris @evan If you're an expat who has no plans of ever coming home, then you should begin the process of becoming a citizen of whatever country is your new home

trebach,
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@TerryHancock @evan It is, especially when you have the issue of people becoming stateless because they've lost their former citizenship but cannot become a citizen in the country where they now live

juliobiason, to random
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HumbleBundle: "Here, a bundle of DevOps books."

Me: "Well, that must be interesting..."

HumbleBundle: "It's Packt."

Me: "Nope, do not want anymore."

trebach,
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@juliobiason Packt Pub: You get what you pay for

stux, to random
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US can pass all the bills they want but if people want they will and should keep track of billionaires their earth destroying self-absorbed private jets

Shouldn't be a billionaire then :nkoHammer: 🕳️

trebach,
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@stux The bill didn't even make it illegal to track jets. It just made it harder to do because people can make the link between the transponder code and the owner private.

We can work out the link by correlation once again and then it's back to as we were

juliobiason, to random
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Now that they killed the blue bird...

How do we call "Birdsite"?

trebach,
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@juliobiason Xit, with X being pronounced like She

j, to NFL
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trebach,
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@j @nfl They'd have to schedule any Australia games on the east coast after mid-December for this to possibly work. The NFL is legally forbidden from airing Saturday games at 6PM or later on Friday or Saturday until that date. It would also make it a 16 hour time difference because of DST.

That would make a noon game in Sydney on Sunday an 8 PM game on the east coast of the US on Saturday. I hope the NFLPA fights this regardless because it's terrible jet lag each way

trebach, to random
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For those trying to work out the puzzle in CONF, there are 3 pianos: one that plays through the entire song, one that plays in bits and pieces, and one that starts a few measures in and plays until the end of the song. The encoded message is buried in the third one.

More hints to come as the week goes on

trebach,
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Second hint for the puzzle in CONF: the high-pitched piano has nothing to do with anything. The second piano is only playing major triads on a loop. The third piano playing the message is adding another note to the triad.

Edit to clarify

trebach,
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Third hint for the puzzle in CONF: The third piano playing the message is only playing either D, F#, or A and only one note at a time


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Fourth hint for the puzzle in CONF: The A note in the message is a delimiter separating strings of D and F# notes and also padding at the end


trebach,
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Fifth hint for the puzzle in CONF: It's a code that has existed for at least 150 years, just using notes instead of symbols


trebach,
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Since polls are now closed, I can now reveal the hidden message in CONF: Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable -JFK

I wrote how it was all encoded in the post here: https://blazeorange.ninja/?articles%2Fsubtle-in-the-encoding

Special mention to @philsawa who seems to have gotten the closest to decoding it, that I know of

ParadeGrotesque, to random
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Well, eff this, I am just going to write it myself and use to generate 3 fake pages for every page of content on my web site.

Because AI can go and kiss my butt that's why.

trebach,
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@ParadeGrotesque I'm going to see if I can do this, but I reckon I can create absolutely fake but coherent NFL game summaries for whole seasons to confuse AIs

emarktaylor, to NFL
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🏈 @nfl

Via Ken Jansen @kenjansen
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22h

trebach,
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@emarktaylor @lisa_m @nfl Everyone is taking what I said out of context. It's far worse than what you thought it was

fitheach, to Dogs
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I've been noticing lots of weird searches landing on my website, all of them for .

After a bit of detective work I realised I was "benefiting" from searches with a misspelling.

I've become a search typo squatter. 😃

The searchers were looking for Preposterous the Grouch dog from Sesame Street. However, they typed "Gruoch dog", and landed on my website. 😂 😂

What Gruoch, the white Akbash dog, really looks like.

trebach,
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@fitheach @greeneralia At least they're not landing on some random ad-ridden landing page

stux, (edited ) to ai
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Do you want anything "AI" (Artificial Intelligence) in your (future) phone/mobile device?

trebach,
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@mentallyalex @stux Verizon are a bunch of bastards when it comes to devices they'll allow on their network. T-Mobile will let pretty much anything that'll take a SIM card on theirs so long as it supports 4G

trebach,
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@mentallyalex @stux I believe 2G still exists as a fallback but 3G is being phased out. The same process will continue but it would probably take a decade or more for devices that came with a new technology to no longer be supported on the network

j, to NFL
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Can't believe we have to play at fucking Dallas again.

@nfl

https://trib.al/XZ6vO7i

trebach,
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@zebibyte @j @nfl The refs union have got the NFL by the balls. It's a tossup whether you get a good or shit ref and after a certain number of years, it's hard to sack them

stux, to Sony
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Another day, another game can wreck?

trebach,
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@stux Or Ubisoft, or Paradox, or Bethesda, or EA, particularly when they have an exclusive contract with the league

j, to NFL
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It's here! :lions:

@nfl

trebach,
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@j Praise the Sun God!
@nfl

trebach, to NFL
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@nfl Quick reminder to everyone: Draft grades right after the draft are blind shots in the dark and are just made because they have to fill their quota of time/articles

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