thrawn,

I like the extremely narrow opinion held by whoever took the original screenshot, judging from their use of the agree/disagree buttons. They believe that some form of washing is necessary, but only the exact amount of a bidet— using soap is too much. A very specific middle ground.

Dr_Fetus_Jackson,

I bought bidets for the house during the COVID toilet paper lunacy and it’s likely the best personal hygiene investment I’ve ever made. I still get upset when I have to poop somewhere that doesn’t have a bidet.

dessalines,

Same.

devopspalmer,

I installed mine during COVID lockdowns - wife got one as a gift for baby shower and we never used it but 2 years later I broke it out during the dark times for toilet paper and it saved our ass, literally. Definitely the best improvement ever, yet some people do feel weird about them, like middle schooler homophobia or some shit

explodicle,

Japan was right all along

AVincentInSpace,

Hello fellow Jerboa user!

Open source Lemmy clients ftw!

velox_vulnus,

OP is the dev for both Jerboa and Lemmy, btw.

AVincentInSpace,

oh wow did not know that!

ExLisper,

You commenting here proves you’re not using Jerboa. Or was the keyboard bug finally fixed?

AVincentInSpace,

Considering I have no idea what you’re talking about I’ll say it was.

There is a bug with the GrapheneOS keyboard being strangely buggy when backspacing (it gets confused about where the word starts so if you delete the last letter of a word it will instead delete the space just before the word which is annoying as hell) however that bug is definitely not exclusive to Jerboa and only happens with that keyboard so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

ExLisper,

Yep, that’s the bug I’m talking about. I had it and I’m not using GrapheneOS so for me the app was ‘read only’ and I stopped using it. And it was exclusive to Jerboa for me, all the other apps work fine.

spaphy,

I don’t think I’m going to smell anyone’s asshole in a nearby future and I pray you don’t either, friend.

Wipe until clean, spray your anus with water, just get the job done and shower often.

UnfortunateShort,

If only most wet wipes weren’t non-flushable (even if they say they are, many are in fact not) and terrible for the environment. Still have to find a good brand.

lseif,

can bidet fanatics just leave people alone? im sure they are better, not everyone has the money or time to install one. also, i have a feeling they just dont know how to wipe properly.

MostlyGibberish,

I mean, that goes both ways. As an American, and especially as a guy, I often get sideways looks when I mention I have a bidet. If you can’t or won’t try it out, fine, but people are really acting like it’s strange to clean yourself off using water.

ExLisper,

Move to Spain. Every apartment has a bidet here. It’s as normalized as a jam stand in your kitchen.

Donebrach,
@Donebrach@lemmy.world avatar

You live in a sad, small-minded reality, friend. Enjoy your needlessly poopy butt-hole.

cosmicrookie,
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

They don’t have to be actual installations. You can mount one on to you toilet for less than $30 although I’d suggest spending a bit more

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar
Dr_Fetus_Jackson,
7bicycles,

zizek-theory

but genuinely he has a bit about this. toilet habits are oddly politically important

Assian_Candor,
@Assian_Candor@hexbear.net avatar

Amerikkkans are gross pigs with doodoo asses

SuperRecording,

‘stream of water’ is wrong characterization, it’s about a power-washing jet – blast off those poo particles

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Who wants to tell them wet wipes exist?

MaxHardwood,
ReakDuck,

I wondered why, till I temember that the wet wipes I bought half a year ago mentioned it had no plastics and were safe to flush I think.

I dont use wet wipes anyway but I guess when they tell you its ok then its ok, right?

kungkungblabak,

@dessalines lemmy.ml down?

heyfrancis,

It is still down

@kungkungblabak @dessalines

kenwebdevbtw,

@heyfrancis @kungkungblabak @dessalines It's still down, unfortunately.

dessalines,

Back up now.

djasee,

having a hard time finding other leninists here. your name suggests your familiar with the Haitian revolution. What about the Cuban Revolution of '59? ¡Siempre poder a la gente! ml

SturgiesYrFase,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

My old flatmate would shower after every. single. shit. Which was fine in the afternoon/evening. But we got up for work at the same time, and he’d take 20mins in the shower plus 10-15 pooping. Which meant I’d have to be up an hour earlier than I needed to be to be able to poop in the morning…

sleepmode,

I got one after a surgery because I couldn’t touch my butthole without screaming. And I still thought they were weird. Now I can’t stand it if one isn’t available. Fwiw, if you are a relatively clean pooper the toilet paper is mainly for drying off.

taanegl,

I have a high pressure water system at the ready. Remember: if it isn’t peeling skin off flesh, it’s not effective enough.

Montagge,
Montagge avatar

I like to back flush my sinuses to help with my allergies

TrickDacy,

Yeah people are weird about bidets. They’re obviously a great invention

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