werefreeatlast,

Let this be a lesson for putin… everyone will be extremely happy when you are dead. Not just that, but just before they show you smeared on a cave’s wall or a freeway or parking lot, everyone will probably hope really hard that you are gone. And when we finally get confirmation, that happiness will be extra gratifying. Imagine that!

More over let’s count how many leaders of Iran are currently bathing in the sun at a private nude beach in Thailand drinking a margarita. Yup that number is exactly 0. That’s because assholes don’t survive their stupidity. So if you’re thinking of trying to join the club, remember this day. This is how it will also end for you. Yeah it could have been entertaining to watch 10 men pull him out of a dirt hole like Hussain. But smeared on a big rock after ordering people to be stoned to death? I can see the irony.

edwardthefma99,
@edwardthefma99@lemmy.world avatar

This is what happens when you mess with gods chosen people glad to know i won’t be leading him to the promised land after the rapture

NikkiDimes,

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  • jordanlund,
    @jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

    Removed, civility.

    afraid_of_zombies,

    Apparently what happens is you are rich, well-liked, respected, powerful, have a big family, and you live to a pretty old age.

    Got to say your skydaddy is sending some mixed messages here.

    Remind me again: doesn’t the Book of Job make it clear that anyone who says “x happens because you were bad, y happens because you are good” (without direct prophecy) is worthy of death? Doesn’t Leviticus make it pretty clear that you are not to interpret signs and omens? Doesn’t Solomon teach that good and bad happen to people regardless of how they act? Isn’t the actions of Jesus proof that success doesn’t mean virtue and neither does misfortune?

    Try being an atheist, it is a lot easier. You get to just accept that if there is any justice in this world, it is the justice us humans make.

    FiniteBanjo,

    Yeah but they don’t believe in Jesus so that last example doesn’t count.

    afraid_of_zombies,

    As they shouldn’t, since he is a myth made up by James and Paul without historical basis.

    edwardthefma99,
    @edwardthefma99@lemmy.world avatar

    The Jew’s are called gods chosen people not because not because we are favored its because we are chosen for a task some Jew’s believe its to bring those left behind to the promised land aka heaven also Jesus isn’t apart of Judaism

    FiniteBanjo,

    Lmao, they’ve got an excuse prepped for when none of them are called during rapture.

    werefreeatlast,

    Probably not though. That’s kind of a stretch don’t you think? Probably each and everyone of us is just as special as the next guy, gal. Meaning, not special at all. We are just here. So to make the stay a little more bearable, our actions should try to make it easier for everyone to live happily ever after.

    jordanlund,
    @jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

    Amazing how every religion believes they are the chosen ones, eh?

    ATDA,

    Well deserved fate.

    mycathas9lives,

    Today will be a turning point for the people of Iran. Hopefully for the better.

    brain_in_a_box,

    Lay off the Great Man Theory.

    Burn_The_Right, (edited )

    Change is unlikely. Conservatives are still in control, unfortunately.

    captainlezbian,

    If there is a hell may the demons tormenting him be women.

    AngryCommieKender,

    Is he in hell or the abyss? Devils in hell, demons in the abyss.

    tortillaPeanuts,

    Please elaborate. I know nothing about the difference between devil and demon sorry.

    AngryCommieKender, (edited )

    I’m teasing about Dungeons and Dragons. In that system, Devils are Lawful Evil and guard the 9 planes of Hell. Demons are Chaotic Evil and guard the 666 planes of The Abyss. They are different afterlifes. The Abyss is much, much worse than Hell. Oh, also the Devils and Demons are constantly at war on the first plane of Hell. There’s a portal there that leads to Heaven. The demons want to turn the rest of the planes of existence evil. The devils know that’s a really bad idea since it would lead to the destruction of all the planes of existence, including the Prime Material Planes, which is where all the mortals, elves, humans, dwarves, dragons, orks, and goblins live.

    TheControlled, (edited )

    Should have bought American. Other than Boeing. Sucks to suck.

    -----> /s <------ There you go. I was joking Lemmy. Learn how to read between the fucking lines, tankie neck beards.

    skillissuer, (edited )
    @skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    They did, 50 years ago (Bell 212)

    NoSpotOfGround,

    Flashbacks of “Whirlwind” by James Clavell…

    TheControlled,

    Hahaha really? I was joking. Murica was playing the long game I guess.

    skillissuer,
    @skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    you need to work on your delivery

    todd_bonzalez,

    🦀🦀🦀

    Kobe_____Bryant,
    Son_of_dad,

    Not relevant, but it gave me a dark chuckle.

    SkyezOpen,

    Similar weather conditions. Spatial disorientation is a bitch.

    Zoomboingding,
    @Zoomboingding@lemmy.world avatar

    Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi, known for enforcing brutal crackdowns on political opposition and seen as a potential successor to the supreme leader, has died in a helicopter crash landing in the country’s north, state media reported Monday.

    Jaysyn,
    Jaysyn avatar

    I'm glad the embargo is working.

    Sterile_Technique, (edited )
    @Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

    Hey, congrats Iran!!

    index,

    Let’s hope the same happens to all corrupted politicians around the world

    Asafum,

    We just need to have our representatives enact a law that all heads of state must use Boeing.

    afraid_of_zombies,

    It’s raining me- strongmen.

    Sounds like a catchy tune.

    brain_in_a_box,

    I’m not sure we have that many helicopters.

    echodot,

    Might get a tad suspicious after a while.

    InternetUser2012,

    Who cares, the conservatives clearly don’t.

    echodot, (edited )

    Actually it’s not a bad idea Rishi, does own a helicopter.

    banana_head,

    Gonna need more choppers.

    ThePyroPython,

    Or open windows.

    WanderingVentra,

    How about deep sea submersibles? Oh wait, that’s billionaires.

    33550336,
    @33550336@lemmy.world avatar

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  • YeetPics,
    @YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

    Never forget his legacy to society;

    The hottest urinal of 2024 (so far).

    skillissuer,
    @skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    at least it was when bits of heli were still on fire

    solo, (edited )

    Two helicopters traveling with Raisi made their destination unharmed.

    It looks like there were 3 helicopters and only the one carrying Raisi crashed.

    So far I have heard it was due to bad weather and that the helicopter was old. If the upcoming investigations shift the narrative to something different than an accident, it could be extremely alarming.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    He’s easily replaceable. Plenty more mullah bootlickers where he came from.

    skillissuer,
    @skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    that’s not so certain. it also seems that he was supposed to be next supreme leader of iran, and crosssection of competent, fundamentalist enough to current big boss taste and having enough authority in irgc is almost empty now

    and on top of that foreign minister that was also onboard was supposed to be next president. expect some power struggles

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    There are always power struggles. There will be a power struggle when Trump dies. That doesn’t mean they couldn’t easily replace him with some other useful idiot.

    skillissuer,
    @skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    this is not a job for an useful idiot, this is job for next grand ayatollah and current one is 85 years old

    JustZ,

    I agree with you. This is a huge deal that will change the future of Iran. Dude was very popular And had the loyalty of the military.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Nonsense. Iran has had multiple presidents who never became Mullahs, let alone the Ayatollah. There have only been two Ayatollahs. The current one was president, but that was before Iran rewrote its constitution. Note that Ahmadinejad is not the Ayatollah today.

    skillissuer,
    @skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    well Raisi specifically was a serious candidate. Ahmadinejad fell out of favours with Khamenei as he was deemed too nationalist, and Rouhani apparently was too weak on foreign policy

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Even if that is the case, I doubt he was the only serious candidate. They wouldn’t have been that short-sighted. This is not the end of the regime. This will barely make an impact in the lives of most Iranians.

    skillissuer,
    @skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    oh absolutely, but things will become much less stable

    skillissuer,
    @skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    well look it up for yourself, apparently Khamenei jr is most likely pick right now en.wikipedia.org/…/Next_Supreme_Leader_of_Iran_el…

    Bernie_Sandals,
    @Bernie_Sandals@lemmy.world avatar

    Hmmmm the guy everyone thought was gonna be leader next suddenly dies and the son of the current leader is now the heir presumptive… I know nowhere enough about Iranian politics and ik it was a heli crash but this sounds suspicious as hell.

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