amphetaminisiert

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amphetaminisiert,

My girlfriend does a yoga pose like that every morning so can confirm 😂

amphetaminisiert,

Yeah suck out all of my microplastics stepsister 😏

amphetaminisiert,

Yeah I also got a friend like that which I just met over Snapchat. I’m from Austria and I immediately started crying when I heard that. I mean good when people can choose how to go out but still sad. She’s still living though and going strong 💪

amphetaminisiert,

Ah and she’s also from the Netherlands

amphetaminisiert,

And I still don’t really know how to use registers in vim 😂 I just use yy and paste 🥲

amphetaminisiert,

Ok I have to save that 🥲 thanks!

amphetaminisiert,

Wow he smoked a joint. Let’s fuck him up financially. That helps right? 🙃

amphetaminisiert,

So the government should have all the money? Stuff like that doesn’t stop anything. And what did the users do wrong to the world? You’re stupid in your own shitty world 🙃 there’s probably something someone should give you a fine for lol. At least just for being dumb

amphetaminisiert,

You can also disable that in the menu. I bought a brother printer and it said that the toner was empty so I purchased a new toner cartridge but then I disabled the warning and I’m still on the original toner. And I printed so much stuff with it, it’s like it never runs out 😂

amphetaminisiert,

I have a bidet thing on my toilet that costed just 30 Euro. You don’t have to clean your ass by yourself ever again. It just does it for you. Was also raised with wet wipes but trust me a bidet upgrade for your toilet is like magic!

amphetaminisiert,

As a person who just had psychosis 2 days ago, go to people who understand you and where you feel safe 🥲 Don’t call the police because a swat team will arrive 🙈😂 Endure it until you actually are at the safe place 🙈😂

amphetaminisiert,

Just replace sleep and food with amphetamines 💁‍♂️

amphetaminisiert,

Dude just get a bidet thing that you can install under your toilet seat. Just get one, don’t question it! Best 30 € I’ve ever spent!

The thing is that with this you don’t have to clean your ass anymore, it just does it by itself! You don’t have to do anything anymore 💁‍♂️ and it’s really not strange to use it. One may think it would feel strange but you’ll see. Just get one! Everyone should have one 💁‍♂️😂

amphetaminisiert,

Nowadays I use Qwant and it’s working great. If you use Google with a VPN it’s always asking for captchas 🙃

amphetaminisiert,

How did you give yourself the black eye? 🤔

amphetaminisiert,

I’ve learned Linux (and vim) just by forcing me to use it. One day I’ve installed i3 and just used it forcing me to solve my problems by myself haha

amphetaminisiert,

I’ve been jobless for around 2 years now because of depression and shit, finally got back into working and I hate myself for not starting up my world of warcraft career back up. I could be a wow king by now 🙃😂

Where To Find Actually Good Search Engines?

I’m kind of tired of Google sending me to the same 3 sites whenever I search for something. If not the same 3 sites it’s 7 others that are so generic and boring I just feel they’re useless. It’s always makeuseof, androidauthority, or whatever other sites that have useful information but I rarely feel like they are saying...

amphetaminisiert,

I’ve been using qwant for a while now and I think it’s nice

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