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dgar, 3 hours ago to random

Here’s a real humdinger for you!

A bee flies into a bell.

dgar, 9 hours ago to random

My neighbour puts manure on his rhubarb.

I prefer custard.

dgar, 13 hours ago to random

Yes, a US President can be sworn in from behind bars.

dgar, 17 hours ago to music

Hashtag: #FortnightFridayMusic
Hosted By: @MarkIngs @bborn
Subject: #Power
Submission: The Power of Love
By: Huey Lewis & The News
Submitted by: @dgar
Song Link: https://song.link/i/725785116
Context: https://mindly.social/@bborn/112532804954265733

I’m a sucker for a classic rock song.

“You don't need money, don't take fame
Don't need no credit card to ride this train
It's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes
But it might just save your life
That's the power of love“

#music #rock #classicrock

dgar, 18 hours ago to random

Clown divorces almost always end in a custardy battle.

dgar, 1 day ago to random

Those here for yodelling lessons, please form an orderly, orderly, orderly queue.

dgar, 1 day ago to random

I learned how to make desserts at Sundae School.

dgar, 1 day ago to ethelcain

Here’s one I prepared earlier!

Little Black Hatchback
~ Dgar

https://song.link/i/1735204926

#DgarMusic #Indie #Rock #MusiciansOfMastodon #Music #SingerSongwriter

dgar, 1 day ago to random

Cows have hooves because they lactose.

dgar, 1 day ago to random

Peternimmo, 1 day ago to random

I'm sure the artists will be delighted...
https://mstdn.social/@TechCrunch/112528987005441918
TechCrunch@mstdn.social - Exactly.ai secures $4M to help artists use AI to scale up their output https://tcrn.ch/4bBiU9a

dgar, 1 day ago (edited 1 day ago) to Bloomscrolling

The other half is gearing up to revive her YouTube channel. It was started in 2008 with short clips of the plants she lovingly tended in her garden. She was into her “third season” when a bushfire came through in 2011 and much of the garden was engulfed by the flames. The bushfire became her last video uploads.

Now, over a decade later, and Cilla is finally picking up her passion again, and plans to return to Cilla’s Garden. She’s currently doing time lapse videos of the cleanup. The gardens and pathways are all overgrown and she’s been inspired by lawn mowing time lapse videos of people cleaning up overgrown yards.

For gardening, weird plants, or just to follow “The New Adventures of Cilla’s Garden” when she begins uploading again, give Cilla a #LichenSubscribe!

https://youtube.com/@cillasgarden

#CillasGarden #BloomScrolling

dgar, 2 days ago (edited 2 days ago) to ethelcain

No one really knows what she said.

She was in an airlock.

Airlock
~ #Dgar

https://song.link/i/1725622589

#DgarMusic #DgarRadio #indie #rock #music

dgar, 3 days ago to random

FYI: "Toe the line"

The idiom is toe the line, not tow the line.

The phrase derives from track-and-field events in which athletes are required to place a foot on a starting line and wait for the signal to go. Race officials used to shout “Toe the line!” where now they shout “On your marks!”

Since entering the language, the idiom has developed to mean do what is expected or act according to someone else’s rules or expectations.

#EnglishIsHard