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i hate soup

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ngl Iโ€™d shit in the bees stall bc the other one probably nasty af

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Whatโ€™s some neovim config you always keep?

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Numerology

They are so unhinged that the doorknob has melted to the floor.

It also seeps into every other batshit conspiracy theory eventually. Itโ€™s huge in QAnon. If you see a number, pack your bags, itโ€™s jover.

1+1 = 2

Do you know what else there were two of? The twin towers. How many planes hit the twin towers? Exactly two. How many times has my wife left me? Only once, but one day I will get the kids back. Fuck you judge McNally

10 digits, infinite bullshit

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It perfectly captures all the essence of dogs going full berserk crocodile goblin mode

18+ How do things get stuck in the anus?

I have seen a lot of stories online of people getting things stuck in there and doctors having to remove it, even items like cucumbers. I get that an item with a highly irregular shape could get stuck. But if itโ€™s something long and rounded, why can people not just poop it out? Is it because the item isnโ€™t soft enough?

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Itโ€™s that โ€œ๐ŸŒˆThe more you knowโญโ€ video mashallah

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Reddit can fuck itself.

I thought thatโ€™s what they banned

I'm really annoyed by how much Brave Search is pushing AI

Iโ€™ve been using Brave Search supplemented by Startpage for the past 2+ years. When I search for something, I want to get results for credible webpages, not a summary of unknown quality. I liked the previous AI inclusion because it was instant, didnโ€™t take up much space, and I could quickly navigate to the websites referenced...

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If you want a privacy-focused web browser, use Firefox or Vivaldi.

I thought Vivaldi was also shady? Did I maybe confuse it with Opera?

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Donโ€™t stress over it. I didnโ€™t read the entire thing either. Itโ€™s a relatively long article.

I Read the first few paragraphs and then when the ADHD kicked in I skim scrolled all the way to the bottom where โ€œVivaldiโ€ caught my eye

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โ€œHumorโ€

The others donโ€™t laugh along because they find the jokes funny, they just do it to show approval and encouragement of saying slurs or degrading women or whatever

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idk probably like detaching my brain stem with a hammer or something

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I didnโ€™t even know they released int2

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I really hope a good lawyer can find some kind of flaw in that liability waver

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Reuters, AP, CNN, Fox News, Anthony Fantano, Hindustan times, Alex Jones all say confirmed dead

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im a silly goose

also pretty sure heโ€™s still in his weekly alcohol induced coma, donโ€™t know if he actually said anything

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this is how my coworkers leave comments above broken code

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am I understanding correctly that itโ€™s just a fancy random word generator

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Maybe itโ€™s just me, but when I hear โ€œgoreโ€, the first thing that comes to mind is ISIS beheading someone, not an 80s slasher film

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Take a breath, brother. Lifeโ€™s short. Let your loved ones know you love them while theyโ€™re still around.

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