Environmental Fail/Nostalgia FTW: This 3-Mile Wide Garbage Patch In The Pacific Ocean Is 100% Composed Of Troll Dolls (clickhole.com)
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3 Classic Norwegian Fairy Tales Parents Used To Scare Their Children Out Of Going On ‘Shark Tank’ Without A Clear Pitch (clickhole.com)
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I Never Asked To Be President (By Joe Biden) (clickhole.com)
Here’s the deal, folks. Liberals can blame me for Israel’s disastrous war in Gaza, and conservatives can blame me for the runaway inflation this country has been experiencing, and you can bring up my son Hunter’s sketchy dealings and all sorts of wild conspiracy theories about me and China and Ukraine and Obama and...
Nostalgia Overload: Today’s Throwback Google Doodle Shows A Guy In 2013 Getting Usable Results From His Google Search (clickhole.com)
Surrounded By Yes Men: No One In Drake’s Crew Is Brave Enough To Tell Him That Cussing And Premarital Sex Are Sins (clickhole.com)
When you’re famous, it’s all too easy to find yourself surrounded by people more interested in your wealth and social status than your best interests. Just take this rapper for example, whose closest “friends” are letting him down in a truly devastating way: No one in Drake’s crew is brave enough to tell him that...
It’s That Bad, Huh: Conservationists Just Announced That If There’s Anything You Want To Say To Puffins, You Should Say It Now (clickhole.com)
We knew the situation facing earth’s vulnerable species wasn’t great, but it turns out a beloved seabird is doing even worse than we thought: Conservationists just announced that if there’s anything you want to say to puffins, you should say it now....
Wasting No Time: Just Weeks After Their Son Left For College, These Parents Turned His Bedroom Into A Boston Market (clickhole.com)
Major Announcement: Joe Biden Just Announced That He Will Not Seek Re-Election Very Well (clickhole.com)
Apolitical bombshell is sending shockwaves throughout Washington, and it could dramatically alter the calculus determining which party takes the White House in 2024: Joe Biden just announced that he will not seek re-election very well....
Enough Time Has Passed To Reveal George W. Bush Was The ‘American Idiot’ (By Billie Joe Armstrong) (clickhole.com)
Fascinating: New Archaeological Evidence Has Revealed That Neanderthals And Early Homo Sapiens Had Sort Of A Mario And Luigi Thing Going On (clickhole.com)
This Team Can’t Catch A Break: The New York Jets Just Got Trapped In The Same Thai Cave All Those Soccer Players Had To Be Rescued From In 2018 (clickhole.com)
All the hope that New York Jets fans had for this year vanished within minutes of Aaron Rodgers’ first game as their new quarterback, when he left the field with a season-ending injury. Now, as if that weren’t reason enough to doubt the Jets’ playoff chances, things just got much more dire for the team: The New York Jets...
What Exactly Does This Demonstrate? This Urologist’s Office Is Displaying An Hourglass Filled With Piss (clickhole.com)
Another Harambe Situation? Grandma Won’t Let Go Of Your Sister’s New Baby (clickhole.com)
Major Breakthrough: Mathematicians Have Discovered The Number 8 Hovering In The Desert And Making A Humming Noise (clickhole.com)
A stunning new mathematical result has just been announced that experts say will revolutionize the field forever: Mathematicians have discovered the number eight hovering in the desert and making a humming noise....
Coming Clean: Nickelodeon Has Finally Claimed Responsibility For The Infamous 1961 Attempted Sliming Of Cuba (clickhole.com)
