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PabloPicasshole, to lotrmemes in LOTRMemes calls for more posts!

GONDOR CALLS FOR AID

brihuang95, to lotrmemes in Toss me
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A French child is never late nor are they early, they arrive when they precisely mean to 🇫🇷🥖

lemmy_get_my_coat, to lotrmemes in Bilbobus

This question again?? Because they knew that the Bilbobus was susceptible to the ring’s corrupting influence and it would have taken the ring for itself. It’s like no one has even read the books.

Slatlun, to lotrmemes in Bilbobus

Pretty sure Bilbobus only services as far as the Lonely Mountain after that you need a connecting flight on…

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/16c2e3ae-a004-4d06-8ece-fb1dbc0e16a8.png

theodewere,
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and even that's only when it gets hijacked by a gang of bearded, muttering types.. normal Eastbound service ends at the sign of the Prancing Pony.. because that's the last place to get good ale reliably..

boomhauer, to lotrmemes in They won't be needing those

Haha wow, I can hear both panels of this meme.

gamer, to lotrmemes in Then ease them into the Silmarillion

One does not simply ease into the Silmarillion.

ekZepp, to lotrmemes in Dad's phone
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This won’t end well.

JoKi, to lotrmemes in Side by side with a friend

In shitty times you have to stay together…

jayrodtheoldbod, to lotrmemes in Side by side with a friend

You can hold each other’s hands all brofist while you both strain with breakfast, the warrior’s bond

electrogamerman, to memes in I can't focus when someone does this

Why is your boss naked?

MaxPower, to memes in I can't focus when someone does this

Ripped chimp boss

craftyindividual, to memes in I can't focus when someone does this

Employee: you smell great Chimpboss, is that Calvin Klein? Chimpboss: Hey! Don’t pry mate!

ieightpi, to memes in I can't focus when someone does this

Why is your boss a chimp? Sounds like a much easier job than most people’s

Wage_slave, to memes in I can't focus when someone does this

I generally hate when people do this. At work or at home, if you’re reading my screen while I am doing anything, especially if it is something none of someone’s business, the anxiety becomes Mike Fucking Tyson and I lose absolutely everything i was focusing on and am more concentrated on how I am going to ask for it to stop without reciting the last rights and how to stick the fuck off i have for them up the ass.

And I already have massive personal space issues. Get close over the shoulder and doing that shit is how you get your own television show sponsored by the evening news and my name to lone assailant.

Of course way blown of of proportion, but holy fuck. Everyone has that “thing” or a few of 'em.

That is my absolute #1.

drolex,

Well I’d like to see you assault a chimp! This dude is shredded! He would absolutely rip your dick off!

Wage_slave,

This is how my Planet of the Apes begins, and ends.

drolex, to memes in I can't focus when someone does this

Johnson, where are you with this report on banana expenditures? If I don’t have it on my desk tomorrow morning, I’ll rip your dick off.

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