cognitivetriad, (edited ) Boom boom boom
Hey, what's with all the noise?
It's July 5th; stop already
cognitivetriad, Tinnitus
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cognitivetriad, (edited ) Fuck you fucking fuckers
I don't understand sentence structure. Is it a simple sentence, a compound sentence? I don't fucking know. Is "you" the noun, is "fuckers" the noun? I don't fucking know. What about fucking? Is it an adjective, an adverb? I don't fucking know. So fuck you fucking fuckers. Don't judge me. Just go fuck yourself. Also, fuck you auto correct. Fuck, fucking, and fuckers is exactly what I meant.
cognitivetriad, Panic at the disco
mdma
peyote
mescalin
marijuana
lsd
heroin
cocaine
percocet
morphine
adderall
xanax...
dance dance dance...
wash it down with alcohol
cognitivetriad, (edited ) Puddles
Puddles, puddles, puddles...puddles
cognitivetriad, (edited ) Twinkle
How do the stars twinkle
After they are gone.
Their light travels to infinity, and beyond.
Did Buzz Lightyear from "Toy Story" know it all along?
cognitivetriad, (edited ) Sneaky Pedophile
Sneaky pedophile
You come at night
Into her bedroom you're afraid of the light
Sister sees you and stops you in your tracks
Threatens to kill you with a big knife
Sneaky pedophile never touches her again
Goes on a mission to the world's end
Finds a woman smitten with him
Comes home from his mission with a new bride
Many years pass by his bride finds out
Loses her shit they have four little girls
Holy fuck what to do!
Sneaky pedophile
Cries he was just 17
That was a lie he was 18 years old when sister caught him
He had been raping little girl for four years
Somehow bride forgives him
But forgiveness was not hers to give
Now his bride starts to demonize little girl grown up
Tells dinner time stories how this child is a slut
Twenty years pass
Little girl grown up
Gets a call from the bride
The man she calls husband has been hospitalized
He has gone insane and confessed all his crimes
She begs little girl grown up to not press charges
You see the statute of limitations for this crime now never ends
Little girl grown up can not live with this shame
It brings up revulsion humiliation and pain
Detective calls little girl grown up
Tells her what sneaky pedophile has said and done
Asks do you want to press charges against this pedophile
Just say the word we will take it to trial
Little girl grown up tells detective ask him
He has confessed to his crimes leave me out of this
Detective says if that's what you want me to do
I will ask him
Little girl grown up says no just drop it
Neither confirm or deny this crime I will
She hangs up the phone with tears in her eyes
She cannot relive it again she cries
cognitivetriad, (edited ) High School Bully
Fuck you, you fucking asshole. Seriously, just go fuck yourself. Not with pleasure, and for good measure, rip yourself a new ass hole. Twist your junk in a knot, clamp your vulva in a vice. However you do it, don't make it nice.
I saw you on social media the other day. No, I wasn't stalking, you were a friend suggestion. Sometimes I click, sometimes I don't. This time I did. Wow, you seem very proud of your tractor. I hope it gets stuck in your fudge factory.
How the fuck do I turn off friend suggestions? I don't want to be reminded of your existence. Sure, I can block you, but the damage is done. I'm reminded of how vulnerable I was when I was young. Social media can be a powerful tool. But this time, it made me feel like a fool.
I know there were times in my life I was cruel. But I certainly did not make it a rule. Could I undo the damage, I certainly would. So sorry dear souls, in those times it was I who was the asshole.
I have spewed out this venom, but it comes with a lesson; be kind, the next person you hurt my not take it so lightly. They could pull out a dagger and stab you forthrightly. So don't be an asshole. A vengeful person may rip you a new one
cognitivetriad, (edited ) Eat my ass
I said to the cannibal
Alas he said
That is why they call me Hannibal
Part 2
Run run run as fast as you can
I'll still catch you
You're not the gingerbread man
Part 3
So I ran and I ran
I ran away from a hobo
I ran away from a mugger
I ran away from a rapist
I ran away from hugger
Part 4
The cannibal ran past the hobo
he ran past the mugger
he ran past the rapist
he ran past the hugger
Part 5
I ran to a police station
I stepped inside
Officer officer
there's a cannibal chasing me
Eat my ass is all I said
Part 6
Says officer
Everyone knows
assmeat tastes sweet
Break out the BBQ Sergent Hannibal
cognitivetriad, (edited ) Shitty Acrostic Poetry
Scintillating
Horrific
Intense
Titillating
Tumultuous
Yearning
Passionate
Obnoxious
Empty
Terrible
Rambling
Yarn
cognitivetriad, (edited ) Erotic '80's Plagiarism
Do you wanna touch me, Sexy girl?
Push it,
Don't push it, don't force it
Me so horny.
I wanna be your lover,
Darling Nikki;
Let's pretend we're married.
Boom boom boom,
Between the sheets, Nice 'N' Slow.
Talk dirty to me, Wild thing,
Like a virgin, Oh yeah.
Pull up to the bumper,
Smooth operator,
Let's go all the way.
Love touch, Naughty naughty.
Funky cold Medina
cognitivetriad, (edited ) Tardigrade
Tardigrade has got it made.
On mountain tops,
In depths of oceans;
Volcanos can not fry,
Outer space won't make it die.
Some call it a water bear,
Others call it moss piglet.
Somehow I don't think it's fair,
I heard of it from Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Sometimes he really annoys me.
cognitivetriad, Sphincter
Please don't ever fail me,
I need your control.
Without you my fluids
Would completely unfold.
Surrounded in darkness,
Yet stunning to behold.
There are more than 50 of you
Clenching and relaxing my holes
cognitivetriad, (edited ) Squirrel
Mister squirrel as you twirl
High up in the tree
Please don't slip and lose your grip
And fall down here on me
cognitivetriad, (edited ) TIL
Today I learned life isn't fair,
Now did you know,
Or just not care?
Another thing you may not know,
Life began in oceans,
So far below.
Roses are red,
Violets aren't blue,
I see purple,
How 'bout you?
So many questions,
With answers to spare,
Ask what you will,
If you dare
cognitivetriad, Toilet seat
Better to leave the seat up
than to sit down on a seat of piss
Why not just put the lid down
when you finish instead?