cognitivetriad

Does anyone regret deleting their Reddit account?

cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/1277945...

cognitivetriad, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago) to ShittyPoetry

Boom boom boom

Hey, what's with all the noise?

It's July 5th; stop already

cognitivetriad, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago) to ShittyPoetry

Fuck you fucking fuckers

I don't understand sentence structure. Is it a simple sentence, a compound sentence? I don't fucking know. Is "you" the noun, is "fuckers" the noun? I don't fucking know. What about fucking? Is it an adjective, an adverb? I don't fucking know. So fuck you fucking fuckers. Don't judge me. Just go fuck yourself. Also, fuck you auto correct. Fuck, fucking, and fuckers is exactly what I meant.

cognitivetriad, 10 months ago to ShittyPoetry

Panic at the disco

mdma
peyote
mescalin
marijuana
lsd
heroin
cocaine
percocet
morphine
adderall
xanax...
dance dance dance...
wash it down with alcohol

cognitivetriad, 10 months ago to ShittyPoetry

Tinnitus

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEĒ

cognitivetriad, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago) to ShittyPoetry

Puddles

Puddles, puddles, puddles...puddles

cognitivetriad, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago) to ShittyPoetry

Twinkle

How do the stars twinkle

After they are gone.

Their light travels to infinity, and beyond.

Did Buzz Lightyear from "Toy Story" know it all along?

cognitivetriad, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago) to ShittyPoetry

Sneaky Pedophile

Sneaky pedophile

You come at night

Into her bedroom you're afraid of the light

Sister sees you and stops you in your tracks

Threatens to kill you with a big knife

Sneaky pedophile never touches her again

Goes on a mission to the world's end

Finds a woman smitten with him

Comes home from his mission with a new bride

Many years pass by his bride finds out

Loses her shit they have four little girls

Holy fuck what to do!

Sneaky pedophile

Cries he was just 17

That was a lie he was 18 years old when sister caught him

He had been raping little girl for four years

Somehow bride forgives him

But forgiveness was not hers to give

Now his bride starts to demonize little girl grown up

Tells dinner time stories how this child is a slut

Twenty years pass

Little girl grown up

Gets a call from the bride

The man she calls husband has been hospitalized

He has gone insane and confessed all his crimes

She begs little girl grown up to not press charges

You see the statute of limitations for this crime now never ends

Little girl grown up can not live with this shame

It brings up revulsion humiliation and pain

Detective calls little girl grown up

Tells her what sneaky pedophile has said and done

Asks do you want to press charges against this pedophile

Just say the word we will take it to trial

Little girl grown up tells detective ask him

He has confessed to his crimes leave me out of this

Detective says if that's what you want me to do

I will ask him

Little girl grown up says no just drop it

Neither confirm or deny this crime I will

She hangs up the phone with tears in her eyes

She cannot relive it again she cries

cognitivetriad, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago) to ShittyPoetry

High School Bully

Fuck you, you fucking asshole. Seriously, just go fuck yourself. Not with pleasure, and for good measure, rip yourself a new ass hole. Twist your junk in a knot, clamp your vulva in a vice. However you do it, don't make it nice.

I saw you on social media the other day. No, I wasn't stalking, you were a friend suggestion. Sometimes I click, sometimes I don't. This time I did. Wow, you seem very proud of your tractor. I hope it gets stuck in your fudge factory.

How the fuck do I turn off friend suggestions? I don't want to be reminded of your existence. Sure, I can block you, but the damage is done. I'm reminded of how vulnerable I was when I was young. Social media can be a powerful tool. But this time, it made me feel like a fool.

I know there were times in my life I was cruel. But I certainly did not make it a rule. Could I undo the damage, I certainly would. So sorry dear souls, in those times it was I who was the asshole.

I have spewed out this venom, but it comes with a lesson; be kind, the next person you hurt my not take it so lightly. They could pull out a dagger and stab you forthrightly. So don't be an asshole. A vengeful person may rip you a new one

cognitivetriad, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago) to ShittyPoetry

Eat my ass

I said to the cannibal

Alas he said

That is why they call me Hannibal

Part 2

Run run run as fast as you can

I'll still catch you

You're not the gingerbread man

Part 3

So I ran and I ran

I ran away from a hobo

I ran away from a mugger

I ran away from a rapist

I ran away from hugger

Part 4

The cannibal ran past the hobo

he ran past the mugger

he ran past the rapist

he ran past the hugger

Part 5

I ran to a police station

I stepped inside

Officer officer

there's a cannibal chasing me

Eat my ass is all I said

Part 6

Says officer

Everyone knows

assmeat tastes sweet

Break out the BBQ Sergent Hannibal

cognitivetriad, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago) to ShittyPoetry

Shitty Acrostic Poetry

Scintillating

Horrific

Intense

Titillating

Tumultuous

Yearning

Passionate

Obnoxious

Empty

Terrible

Rambling

Yarn

cognitivetriad, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago) to ShittyPoetry

Erotic '80's Plagiarism

Do you wanna touch me, Sexy girl?
Push it,
Don't push it, don't force it
Me so horny.
I wanna be your lover,
Darling Nikki;
Let's pretend we're married.
Boom boom boom,
Between the sheets, Nice 'N' Slow.
Talk dirty to me, Wild thing,
Like a virgin, Oh yeah.
Pull up to the bumper,
Smooth operator,
Let's go all the way.
Love touch, Naughty naughty.
Funky cold Medina

cognitivetriad, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago) to ShittyPoetry

Tardigrade

Tardigrade has got it made.

On mountain tops,

In depths of oceans;

Volcanos can not fry,

Outer space won't make it die.

Some call it a water bear,

Others call it moss piglet.

Somehow I don't think it's fair,

I heard of it from Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Sometimes he really annoys me.

cognitivetriad, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago) to ShittyPoetry

TIL

Today I learned life isn't fair,

Now did you know,

Or just not care?

Another thing you may not know,

Life began in oceans,

So far below.

Roses are red,

Violets aren't blue,

I see purple,

How 'bout you?

So many questions,

With answers to spare,

Ask what you will,

If you dare

cognitivetriad, 10 months ago to ShittyPoetry

Toilet seat

Better to leave the seat up

than to sit down on a seat of piss

Why not just put the lid down

when you finish instead?

cognitivetriad, 10 months ago to ShittyPoetry

Sphincter

Please don't ever fail me,

I need your control.

Without you my fluids

Would completely unfold.

Surrounded in darkness,

Yet stunning to behold.

There are more than 50 of you

Clenching and relaxing my holes

cognitivetriad, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago) to ShittyPoetry

Squirrel

Mister squirrel as you twirl

High up in the tree

Please don't slip and lose your grip

And fall down here on me

Since Kbin is new basically anyone here now would be considered veterans in a few years.

Just something a recently thought of.