Folks, it is an hour until #MONSTERDON, your weekly monster movie watch party. If you'd rather avoid a flood of toots about a goofy monster flick, set up a filter!
This week is a doozy, we got GODMONSTER OF INDIAN FLATS! It looks... Uh, bad. God save this vessel and all who sail in her ^^;;;
This is... Weirdly pastoral music for a dude hauling a half-human half-sheep hybrid to a research-- ah, there we go, it's the RESEARCH FACILITY that's sinister, right? #Monsterdon
...See, this is where #Monsterdon really shines in getting me to actually watch whole films. Because if I were watching by myself, I think an extended maudlin fake funeral for a dog would probably be where I turned this turd off. #Monsterdon
Yeah, I'm calling it. That's the worst movie we've ever seen. That was worse than From Hell It Came. It was worse than Octaman. It was worse than Attack of the Crab Monsters.
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