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CactuarJoe

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Opinions and art, mostly. Badly organized, check out thematicconversion.tumblr.com for art :D

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CactuarJoe, to Cinema
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This Sunday at 9pm eastern returns once more! This week we're giving ol' Roger Corman a salute, since he shuffled off to that great box office in the sky recently. Meaning we'll be watching THE PIT AND THE PENDULUM (1961), which also features Vincent Price :D

The flick's free with commercials on Tubi, or you can download in advance from Archive.org right over here: https://archive.org/details/pit-and-the-pendulum

See you on Sunday!

CactuarJoe, to random
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Let's hear it for fast, easy dentist visits <3

yatsu, to random
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okay, giant bowl of banged grains has been obtained, let the BEGIN!

CactuarJoe,
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@yatsu It's definitely not a stable time loop. It's more like a drunken time lord on a unicycle.

CactuarJoe,
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@yatsu It's like all those episodes where the Doctor meets himself except they're all Olson.

CactuarJoe,
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@yatsu Oops! All Olsons

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Excited to do some journeying to the center of the Earth tonight!

CactuarJoe,
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@trixter Yeah, isn't fossilized wood just a rock? I can't imagine that'd float.

CactuarJoe, to Cinema
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Alright it is twenty minutes until , which means if you don't want to see a bunch of nerds watching a monster movie you should set up a filter!

This week we're watching JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH (1977), and the monster this week is Muttonchops. If you'd like to join us in livetooting the movie, you can watch along over here: https://archive.org/details/1977.-the-fabulous-journey-to-the-center-of-the-earth

Twenty minutes! :O

CactuarJoe,
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YESSSSSS RUBBER MONSTER SIGHTING :D

CactuarJoe,
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Man you know Hans is gonna die first :/

CactuarJoe,
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Hans is such a complex character. Sheep or no sheep.

CactuarJoe,
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Well, on the other hand, the oatmeal in that puddle there should keep you fed for weeks.

CactuarJoe,
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Weird high-pitched noises? Aw man, that's WANDA Saknussemm D:

CactuarJoe,
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Oh good moves, Professor. When all else fails, shoot something.

CactuarJoe,
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"Now Hans, I'm a big headed ol' professor and I've only caused, what two or three catastrophes so far? I think I know what I'm do-AAAAAAAAAUGH"

CactuarJoe,
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People Stumbling Into Pits: The Movie

CactuarJoe,
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Yeah, sure, encourage the man with the head injury to get into the water >_>

CactuarJoe,
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This is also "Gaslighting Victorian Women: The Movie"

CactuarJoe,
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Shoutout to the prop guys for building dozen of giant mushrooms, I bet that was a blast :D

CactuarJoe,
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Wait, the dust MELTS ROCKS? How?

CactuarJoe,
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"Wounds heal much faster here!"

Average Victorian Military Man: "Sweet, we should kill people here!"

CactuarJoe,
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Man you can't eat that fish, it's rubber.

CactuarJoe,
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I think it's more that she's gonna give something indigestion.

CactuarJoe,
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"A monster!"

Uh, a rubber bath toy, but yeah sure.

CactuarJoe,
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"What's he got in the box" "How'd he make an explosion" Occam's Razor, dude -- he's got a Pokemon in there. Fire-type, probably.

CactuarJoe,
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Wandering Into Danger And Then Fleeing Like A Dipshit: THE MOVIE!

CactuarJoe,
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Apparently you can just have a thunderstorm underground?

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