CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

And the race to the center of the Earth begins... Now. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

Since the earliest days of cinema, Jules Verne's works have been butchered-- I mean adapted... #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

Journey to the Center of Film History #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

Augh jeez, I'm bein' beaten up by a timpani! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

Pep Munnie! For when you want to purchase old-tyme soda! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

Why's this feel like the false opening of a Monty Python episode? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

That's one old beef patty. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

Hello, I'm Mister Conspicuously Inconspicious! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

Oh dear, those are some REALLY bad fake muttonchops. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

These bitchy old men are great, more films should just have a bunch of olds tearing into each other. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

...Why'd he switch from kilometers to miles mid-sentence like that? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

She's not marrying a soldier, she's marrying a bellboy. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

Mount Sneffles? Better bring a lot of tissues. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

"I forbid you to go!"

Too bad she didn't ask your opinion, dipshit. Go carry some bags. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

They forgot the tickets? THEY FORGOT THE MONEY???

Dipshits. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

They'd get a meter into the mountain and be like, "Oh I forgot the food, guess we'll just eat rocks." #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

Oh goody, they're picking up guns. I'm sure those won't be turned on the natives at the first opportunity. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

"Can I buy your cousin?" #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

Yeah, the setting and costumes and things are great. Shame about the people they keep focusing on. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

Man, this is one over enthusiastic orchestra. Chill with the horns! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

"See those white vapors?"

...I see some GREEN vapors, chief. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

Suddenly narrated? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

They keep putting Hans out in front to absorb the first hail of bullets! Hans is just here for his sheep! Justice for Hans! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

MAN DON'T SLURP THE CAVE WATER what the fuck there's THINGS in there #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

Ah, the nostrils of Mount Sniffles #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

That's two critical pieces of equipment in five minutes! These people are incompetent! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

Oh hey, with the masks on we can't hear the dialogue

:D :D :D #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

YESSSSSS RUBBER MONSTER SIGHTING :D #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

Man you know Hans is gonna die first :/ #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

Hans is such a complex character. Sheep or no sheep. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

Well, on the other hand, the oatmeal in that puddle there should keep you fed for weeks. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

Weird high-pitched noises? Aw man, that's WANDA Saknussemm D: #Monsterdon #MST3k #AlienFromLA

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

Oh good moves, Professor. When all else fails, shoot something. #Monsterdon

trixter, 10 days ago

@CactuarJoe I thought he was German, not American. #monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

"Now Hans, I'm a big headed ol' professor and I've only caused, what two or three catastrophes so far? I think I know what I'm do-AAAAAAAAAUGH" #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

People Stumbling Into Pits: The Movie #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

Yeah, sure, encourage the man with the head injury to get into the water >_> #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

This is also "Gaslighting Victorian Women: The Movie" #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

Shoutout to the prop guys for building dozen of giant mushrooms, I bet that was a blast :D #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

Wait, the dust MELTS ROCKS? How? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

"Wounds heal much faster here!"

Average Victorian Military Man: "Sweet, we should kill people here!" #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

Man you can't eat that fish, it's rubber. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

I think it's more that she's gonna give something indigestion. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

"A monster!"

Uh, a rubber bath toy, but yeah sure. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

"What's he got in the box" "How'd he make an explosion" Occam's Razor, dude -- he's got a Pokemon in there. Fire-type, probably. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

Wandering Into Danger And Then Fleeing Like A Dipshit: THE MOVIE! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 10 days ago

Apparently you can just have a thunderstorm underground? #Monsterdon

trixter, 10 days ago

@CactuarJoe GUESS SO! #monsterdon