fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

What the bloody hell is wrong with Joe Biden???

"Joe Biden’s tale about cannibals bemuses Papua New Guinea residents"

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/19/joe-biden-uncle-bosie-cannibals-eaten-papua-new-guinea

trechnex,
@trechnex@social.trechnex.com avatar

@fkamiah17 WTF 🤣

Advisors: “Mr President Sir, we need to build ties in the Asia-Pacific. Try to build friendships in your next speech.”

Biden: “Roger that, I’ve got a great ice breaking story that my pop pop told me about Uncle Bosie getting eaten by cannibals in Papua New Guinea!”

Advisors: “Please don’t say that when you visit the area. That probably isn’t true & it’ll offend the locals.”

Biden: “Too late! The train has left the station. Don’t worry, it’ll crack them all up!”

Advisors: 🤦🏻‍♂️

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@trechnex Have you got a mole inside the administration? 😂

stiofi,
@stiofi@troet.cafe avatar

@fkamiah17

It's always about the .

"Cannibalism was practised by some communities in the past in specific contexts, said Kabuni, such as eating a deceased relative out of respect, to prevent their body from decomposing. “There was context. They wouldn’t just eat any white men that fell from the sky,” said Kabuni."

MadeyeTheCarnaptious,
@MadeyeTheCarnaptious@mastodon.scot avatar

@fkamiah17

He confused Haifa with Rafah this week too.

We're f*cked.

fkamiah17,
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MadeyeTheCarnaptious,
@MadeyeTheCarnaptious@mastodon.scot avatar

@fkamiah17 🤪

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@MadeyeTheCarnaptious It's my standard daily reaction to the news nowadays 😔

MadeyeTheCarnaptious,
@MadeyeTheCarnaptious@mastodon.scot avatar

@fkamiah17

I'm getting to that point again where I need to shut down all external information sources and retreat to a quiet room....

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@MadeyeTheCarnaptious It's my excuse for buying another ton of shrubs and bedding plants - nothing like a few hours getting your hands dirty to restore a bit of mental equilibrium.

MadeyeTheCarnaptious,
@MadeyeTheCarnaptious@mastodon.scot avatar

@fkamiah17

I repotted a couple of my house plants yesterday, for exactly that reason. Pure therapy.

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@MadeyeTheCarnaptious I'd be lost without my garden (and my library, obvs).
Due to a couple of fails on the planter front last year, I spent at least an hour fishing out drowned plants and slopping 20ltrs of wet compost into a bucket.
Glad there were no amateur photographers nearby - I did look like I'd used it as a face mask at one point 🤣

Lassielmr,
@Lassielmr@mastodon.scot avatar

@fkamiah17 @MadeyeTheCarnaptious same. Still far too cold to plant outside, but herbs are doing great outdoors during the day

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@Lassielmr @MadeyeTheCarnaptious I managed to get everything in the front garden finished yesterday - sowed some phlox, lettuce and radishes, but given last year's rather erratic efforts with forget me nots, they'll probably start flowering in the lawn 🤣
Unfortunately the back garden is about five times the size of the front, so I did spend about 20 minutes with my head in my hands, wondering where to start.

Lassielmr,
@Lassielmr@mastodon.scot avatar

@fkamiah17 he’s like a doddering old grandpa. Perfectly normal for his age, but not fit to be POTUS.

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@Lassielmr True, but it really doesn't excuse such a spectacular failure of diplomacy. You'd think he was actively trying to sabotage his own reelection prospects.

Gdac,
@Gdac@mastodon.world avatar

@fkamiah17 if he loses in November, they will blame it on youth vote not coming out strong enough, when he continues to be an unacceptable candidate for the next generation.

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@Gdac He won't lose, but I can see their much-vaunted landslide being dramatically lessened, both because of his failures of policy and the genocide.
I'm hoping for a hung parliament.

pikesley,
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk avatar

@fkamiah17 “they never found the body because there used to be a lot of cannibals, for real, in that part of New Guinea” has amazing Trump energy

fkamiah17,
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@pikesley I hadn't thought of it that way but you're so right.

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