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Man says police officer had no right to pull him over because she’s on OnlyFans (www.independent.co.uk)

He said it made him think: “You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts.”...

14-hour siege at Bedford flats started over 'cold takeaway' (www.bedfordtoday.co.uk)

cross-posted from: feddit.uk/post/3060279...

Don’t be shocked if your cat glows in the dark — it’s normal: study (nypost.com)

Veterinary researchers have discovered that cats “glow” in the dark, according to a new study published in the journal Royal Society Open Science....

‘The sport is in crisis’: Competitors at World Conkers Championship forced to harden seeds (www.independent.co.uk)

Scientists want to rename the Hitler beetle — but not for the reason you think [it's because Neo-Nazis steal them] (archive.ph)

cross-posted from: lemmy.zip/post/3635000...

Runners at a track meet in India wanted to avoid drug tests — so they ran away (www.npr.org)

“In the junior steeplechase event, a girl continued to run even after crossing the finish line. A doping control officer had to chase her to get her sample,” a senior coach told The Indian Express.

Wild claims King Charles 'flew UFO to save lives' in secret military mission (www.dailystar.co.uk)

Wild claims have suggested King Charles III allegedly flew a “UFO craft” which saw the at-the-time Prince of Wales “save lives” after a disastrous “Tesla coil” implosion....

'The Smiths Are Dead' is a new Commodore 64 game about Morrissey (www.nme.com)

cross-posted from: kbin.social/m/…/499102...

Croc sex frenzy: Low-flying army choppers spark romp in the swamp (www.abc.net.au)

cross-posted from: kbin.social/m/nottheonion@lemmy.world/t/503113...

Spider Venom That Causes Penile Necrosis Could Work as an Alternative to Viagra (www.sciencealert.com)

The venom of the Brazilian wandering spider (Phoneutria nigriventer) can cause necrosis of the penis – essentially, the death of penis tissue – which can sometimes require amputation....

A Phillies fan tried — and failed — to bring an emotional support alligator to a game (sports.yahoo.com)

This bonkers batshit billionaire who sleeps with a jet pack on his penis thinks he can live forever. (time.com)

Johnson, 46, is a centimillionaire tech entrepreneur who has spent most of the last three years in pursuit of a singular goal: don’t die. During that time, he’s spent more than $4 million developing a life-extension system called Blueprint, in which he outsources every decision involving his body to a team of doctors, who...

BBC News - Huge teddy bear rescued from waste tip near Cambridge (www.bbc.co.uk)

A woman who could not bear to leave a “huge” teddy at her local tip salvaged it so she could give it to her mother.

Philly thief steals a shop-vac filled with hundreds of giant hornets (www.inquirer.com)

cross-posted from: lemmy.ca/post/6179840...

Chess grandmaster Hans Niemann denies using vibrating sex toy to cheat (www.bbc.com)

Morgan continued talking about claims that Niemann was getting signals from someone through the remote-controlled sex toy....

Call police if you see this woman touching parking meters (www.liverpoolecho.co.uk)

Builder who struck underground mains power line and caused a village-wide blackout while putting up a fence as an odd job at his sister's house is sent a bill for £24,000 (www.dailymail.co.uk)

Daily Mail, but fortunately the entire article is in the headline, so not necessary to read it.

Poles rally to support dog accused of eating 100 cabbages in neighbouring farm (notesfrompoland.com)

Police warn of 20 naked, garter-wearing men spotted in Fukuoka suburb (mainichi.jp)

cross-posted from: lemmy.ca/post/6024472...

'I love bog snorkelling because it saved my life' (www.bbc.com)

Julia said the snorkelling festival in mid Wales “saved my life”....

The creepy High Street toy shop where nothing is for sale (www.bbc.com)

A Scottish artist is drawing young people into the world of art by meeting them on their own territory....

PHANTOM FAECES The truth about ‘ghost’ poos and why it’s a sign you’re ‘one of the healthiest people on the planet’ (archive.ph)

IF you ever go to the loo and what comes out seemingly vanishes without a trace, then you’ve had what’s known as a “ghost poo”....

Police storm street after fake body parts hang out of wheelie bin (www.somersetlive.co.uk)

Police stormed a street after a prankster hung fake body parts out of a neighbour’s wheelie bin. Officers were called to the scene in Devizes by a member of the public at around 4.30pm on Tuesday, September 12....

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