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AI priest quickly defrocked after giving users oddball answers, taking confessions like ‘real’ clergyman (nypost.com)

Forgive me father, for I’m a sim....

Wedding Guests Get A Surprise When A Cow In A Nearby Field Turns Out To Be A Furry Taking Pictures (www.whiskeyriff.com)

Of course when you have an outdoor wedding you always run the risk of nature crashing the party, like when a deer decided to crash a wedding and take a nibble out of the bride’s bouquet, or this grizzly bear that brutally mauled a moose in the background of a wedding at Glacier National Park....

American Airlines keeps mistaking 101-year-old passenger for baby (www.bbc.co.uk)

A 101-year-old woman keeps getting mistaken for a baby because of an error with an airline’s booking system....

Kansas man who killed his wife used insurance payout to buy sex doll (www.kake.com)

A 30-year-old Kansas man who killed in wife on Halloween in 2019 reportedly used some of the payout from two life insurance policies to buy a sex doll....

Sci-fi scarecrows on show in annual Wray village event (www.bbc.com)

cross-posted from: feddit.uk/post/11102291...

Orbiter Spots "Spiders" on Surface of Mars (uk.news.yahoo.com)

The European Space Agency’s Mars Express orbiter has spotted “spiders” on the Red Planet’s southern polar region....

Mum's shock as sex toy, knickers and lube left near son's grave in Doncaster cemetery (www.nationalworld.com)

A grieving mum has spoken of her shock after finding a sex toy, knickers and lube dumped near to her son’s grave in a Doncaster cemetery. The woman, who has asked not to be named, says she discovered the items close to headstones in Doncaster’s Rose Hill Cemetery – and decided to remove them to avoid upsetting other...

Behold The Thermonator: World's First Flame-Throwing Robot Dog Is For Sale (www.iflscience.com)

Finally – FINALLY! – the world’s first flame-throwing robot dog is available for the general public to purchase in the US. What could possibly go wrong?...

For first time in a billion years, two lifeforms have merged into one (www.independent.co.uk)

For the first time in at least a billion years, two lifeforms have merged into a single organism....

A Dentist Found a Jawbone in a Floor Tile (www.theatlantic.com)

cross-posted from: real.lemmy.fan/post/2761992...

Boy, 9, from Derbyshire, wins gull screeching competition (www.theguardian.com)

A nine-year-old boy from Derbyshire has screeched his way to victory at the European championships of a gull impersonation competition....

Family that walk on all fours have 'undone the last 3 million years of evolution' (www.indy100.com)

All families have their own quirks and habits, but one group of relatives has such a unique trait that scientists have branded them a total anomaly of the human species....

Hamilton man hijacks ambulance when staff won’t take him to hospital for abscess on his bottom (www.nzherald.co.nz)

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Democratic candidate called police after mistaking horror film promo as letter threat (www.independent.co.uk)

Amanda Taylor, a film blogger and Democratic candidate running for Missouri’s House of Representatives, called the police after she mistook promotional material for the new horror movie The First Omen as pro-life propaganda....

Snake on a train delays Japanese bullet service (www.yahoo.com)

cross-posted from: real.lemmy.fan/post/2732128

Belgian man whose body makes its own alcohol cleared of drunk-driving (www.theguardian.com)

cross-posted from: lemmy.zip/post/14098514...

Man triumphs after residents demand 'Game of Thrones' statues removed (www.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk)

A North Lincolnshire man will be allowed to keep the unique sculptures in his front garden despite neighbours complaining it looks like a “gift shop”....

Brit passengers on four-hour flight to Turkey drink entire plane dry in 25 minutes (www.lbc.co.uk)

SunExpress’s German-American boss Max Kownatzki told trade publication TTG that one special flight operated by the Turkish airline for a group of Brits on a golfing break was drunk dry in the space of 25-minutes....

British farmers using Axe body spray to keep rams from fighting (www.upi.com)

cross-posted from: real.lemmy.fan/post/2651238...

Joe Biden claims uncle possibly eaten by cannibals during Second World War (torontosun.com)

Joe Biden claims his uncle was possibly eaten by cannibals during the Second World War, conflicting with military records of the event....

Scientists claim to have successfully ‘conversed’ with a whale (www.independent.co.uk)

Scientists at the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence (Seti) in the US claim to have conversed with a humpback whale in Alaska as a proxy for communicating with aliens....