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A geologist and archaeologist by training, a nerd by inclination - books, films, fossils, comics, rocks, games, folklore, and, generally, the rum and uncanny… Let’s have it!

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First Poster and New Images From David Cronenberg’s The Shrouds Arrive Ahead of Cannes Premiere (thefilmstage.com)

After an eight-year gap between Maps to the Stars and Crimes of the Future, thankfully the wait for the next feature from David Cronenberg isn’t nearly as long: The Shrouds will premiere this month at the Cannes Film Festival. It’s led by Vincent Cassel, Diane Kruger, Guy Pearce, and Sandrine Holt, and while U.S....

realcaseyrollins, to movies

Honestly, I was slightly let down by the experience fidelity-wise. Because of the CGI used, many elements were blurry here and there and because of the composite shots combining real elements with CGI, there were some moments where for example Jar Jar Binks would be blurry but the background would look normal. Also there were these weird pixelated colored dots that'd appear onscreen every five minutes or so.

But hey the audio was fine and the movie is WAY better than I remember.

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I posted a few thoughts here.

It was my first time watching it on the big screen since it’s initial release which was an interesting experience as my expectations were much lower, so I wasn’t as disappointed and I have chewed over the faults on so many levels that I was partly immunised to them (apart from the the highest level issues - it made me think how the scope and scale of it was just too big and how different starting off with a more focused story could have really helped).

So, yes, it has issues, but it also has some great scenes and the Duel of the Fates is peak Star Wars.

Plus we got a preview of The Acolyte afterwards and that looked great on the big screen - it’s showing a tonne of promise.

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Apparently, she’s the first Labour member of the ERG!

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The UK government has not made any commitment to a kebab price cap.

Has anyone asked them? If they are looking to turn things around in the upcoming General Election, this could be a winner.

There will be at least one post on this in !okmatewanker soon.

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FLESH FOR THE FLESH LORDS, AND BONES FOR THEIR THRONE!

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You, sir/madam, are now the Prime Minister in waiting of Great Britain - use your powers wisely.

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Nationalise Gregg’s.

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Wait, you may be onto something…

The Guyver: 4K release coming from Unearthed Films (www.joblo.com)

The Guyver is a 1991 flick loosely based on a Japanese Manga, which was initially put out (in a heavily truncated version) by New Line Cinema on home video. It did well enough to get a sequel, Guyver: Dark Hero, but it’s a movie that hasn’t been super easy to see over the years – until now that is....

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We thank you for your selfless sacrifice.

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How long did it take to come together?

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That’s fine, Fury Road would be difficult to top, I’ll be happy if it gets close.

It’s a pity Brendan McCarthy isn’t involved - his wild designs really help make Fury Road stunning.

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So is their’s.

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It was designed by an astronaut just back from the International Space Station.

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0 beds. I presume you put a length of rope across the room and dangle over it to get some brief shut eye.

Doctor Who first look review – Ncuti Gatwa will make this show far more fun than it’s been for years (www.theguardian.com)

Christmas specials don’t count. Intermediate trilogies where David Tennant is the Fourteenth-and-a-Half Doctor or whatever don’t count. The new era of Doctor Who, with Russell T Davies back as the showrunner and Ncuti Gatwa as the Doctor, only really begins here, with the new season proper. The first double bill, comprising...

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Doctor Who is on Disney+ at midnight and on BBC One at 6.20pm on 11 May

Hold on! Is this the dirty deal we made for all that American wonga?

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They’re not a patch on Godzilla -1 but I appreciate that they’re different beasts and the American movies are big, noisy blockbusters.

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I may regret this but how expensive? Is there a big difference between that and the cheaper stuff?

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My side:

  • Top: lamp, candle holder with LED tealight
  • Top drawer: books to read and weed, as well as a smart button
  • Middle drawer: pills and supplements
  • Bottom drawer: hairbrush, hair ties, nail clippers, nail file, cotton buds and my old watch (a present from my late father)

Other side:

  • Top: candle holder with LED tealight, my first haircut (waiting to go into the safe), new books and boardgames waiting to be processed and filed
  • Top drawer: wrong colour pillow case
  • Middle drawer: VHS tape of some video I took many moons ago waiting for me to convert it to digital as it has my Dad on it
  • Bottom drawer: ornamental rocks
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Nothing much I can recall since being 30 but people tend to avoid starting fights with me since school.

I did fight a black belt kickboxer on PCP round the back of Leeds University campus one night but I sort of stumbled into that one in progress.

We’d been to the polytechnic (as was) for their Friday night shindig with a bunch of friends (so it must have been someone’s birthday). One of our friends is notorious for disappearing (he is either a drink Houdini or teleports - we’ve never figured out which one) so two of us took him to the toilet. Despite being 3 floors underground and there only being one way in or out he managed to disappear from there, to parts unknown. So at the end of the night three of us stayed behind to wait at the door to grab him while he left and the other four started off for home through the, now deserted university campus, which, in hindsight was unwise as it was a long way from any roads and not overlooked by anything). Or missing friend didn’t appear so we set off to catch up the rest of the party and walked into mayhem.

A gang of locals had cornered them and they had a friend who they claimed was a black belt kickboxer on PCP (everything I saw supported that idea, although as he mainly used kicks I did wonder if it was more taekwondo) and they were egging him on to beat our friends up. By the time the rest of us arrived, he’d already dropkicked one of the women in the back, before anyone knew what was going on, and kicked one of the guys in the face (he had flashbacks to a previous beating he had at the hands of Combat 18 and ran, jumping over a low wall, only to discover it was a high wall on the other side and he was stuck in someone’s back garden with no way to get back).

I told the two.guys I was with to get everyone out of dodge and I tried to block his path but he wasn’t happy about that so started throwing kicks my way. I blocked them (or I might still be wearing my bollocks like earrings) and then landed a solid kick and a punch which sent him to the ground. He then popped up fresh as a daisy and I realised I might have to kill him to stop him, which is not a pleasant decision to make.

His friends gave chase after mine, encouraging him to follow, so he sprinted off after them and I had to try and catch him up. Fortunately it was a bit of a stand-off and I told my friends to keep going. I ended up with my “dance partner” in a bearhug when one of my friends came up behind me to tell me we all had to go. I turned to talk to him and it was the oddest sight as the kickboxer’s foot was somehow coming up under my armpit and was kicking my friend in the face, he was just too out of it to notice, so kept talking throughout. I made him leave and, by this point, had talked the kickboxer around to believing I was on his side (he was high and didn’t seem very smart at the best of times). So I sent him off in one direction to look for “Them” and I headed off in the opposite direction.

We got back to my friend’s house and Houdini hadn’t returned, so we retraced our steps, worried he might have run into the hoodlums. However, there was no sign of either. As we got back to base Houdini is wandering down the road in the other direction. He couldn’t explain what had happened to him but he’d ended up with strangers and had a pleasant hour or so drinking tea and eating toast. Boy did we have a story for him!

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