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PP_BOY_, in Zoo defends ‘panda’ exhibit after criticism for using dogs dyed black and white
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Honestly? I’d kinda be down for this in a different context. This is hilarious and I’m sure that dogs can handle a zoo environment better than pandas. Obviously, don’t try to pass them off as the real thing

cAUzapNEAGLb, in Family that walk on all fours have 'undone the last 3 million years of evolution'

So, lack of social and health services was the missing link. That family living in such poverty was made outcast because they missed the critical lesson on walking up right, and with a simple walker, some hand rails, and a good doctor the whole family healed.

They did not “devolve” they adapted to an astonishing lack of support and community.

The torment these people went through, with a significant portion due to their lack of community and medical support, is terrifying.

z00s,

That’s the real story here.

Plus, how did they obtain the brain injuries in the first place? Problems during birth? Inbreeding? Genetics? Was it preventable?

homesweethomeMrL, in Customs and Border Protection's top doctor tried to order fentanyl lollipops for helicopter trip to U.N., whistleblowers say

And he improperly stores narcotics with “a friend”. The friend is the helicopter pilot.

Man, i remember improperly storing narcotics with a friend in college. Amirite people?! Up top!

Seriously though, what in the bright blue fuckamole is going on at Border Patrol. Jesus ballsack christ.

RedditWanderer,
terraborra, in World's 'worst' album covers goes on display in Alnwick
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Nothing will ever beat Wasnatch - Front to Back https://lemmy.nz/pictrs/image/8841444b-ccdd-4326-9494-6ea3c7246bdb.jpeg

Emperor,
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That almost feels like they are trying to make the list. If not, what were they thinking?

smeg,

You just don’t, like, understand art, maaaaan

kindenough,
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Lord have mercy

Rayspekt,

That was literally a minute ago in my kbin feed.

_lilith,
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Ah, the good old rusty trombone

EndOfLine, in Man poops drug-filled Kinder Surprise eggs after bid to fly to Dubai for bender

Michael Whitty was caught with thousands of pounds of cocaine, ecstasy and ketamine after arousing the suspicions of sniffer dogs who took a shine to his backside at Manchester Airport

This article takes on a whole new level of interest if “pounds” refers to the Imperial unit for weight rather than British currency.

Tippon,

‘Dieting experts hate this weight loss trick!’

Emperor,
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That’s now how I am interpreting it.

paddirn, in Poster of 'homoerotic' Jesus unleashes chaos

Some people just don’t want to accept our Lord and Savior inside of them.

PwnTra1n,

they all want to talk about how good it is to let jesus come inside you and fill your soul until they see sexy gay jesus

lauha,

Yet, they all want his “flesh” inside their mouth and drink his “life juice”

Emperor,
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I have seen the light - he is coming to save me! Best get on my knees.

TinyPizza, in Naked opera singer armed with bow and arrow goes on rampage at care home
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Wow, three rounds of the old tickle juice to get the final boss to de-agro. Should have never waited long enough for him to get the naked opera buff. Rookie play through.

FoundTheVegan, in Bishop quits job and apologises after 'all-male orgy in rectory goes wrong'
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The bishop resigned, but the priest who organized the orgy is taking a different route.

Zmarzly has protested his innocence despite being suspended and made a public statement to Deon, a Polish Catholic news website.

The statement reads: "I regard this [allegation] as a blatant attack on the Church, including its clergy and followers, in order to disparage its position, its work and its mission."

Dude. Just come out of the closet. God didn't ordain your orgy.

ivanafterall,
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Priest Defends Missionary Position Following Gay Orgy

PrincessLeiasCat,

LMAO you can’t do orgies as a priest, dude. Take that shit up with the pope LOL

FatLegTed, in Bishop quits job and apologises after 'all-male orgy in rectory goes wrong'
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Bishop binned because of buggery bachannalia balls up.

ivanafterall,
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Priest Punished Post-Private Penis Party with Passed-Out Patrons

roguetrick,

Well done, though I would prefer

Bishop binned because buggery bachannalia breaks bad.

Of course that requires mixing both American and British idioms

reflex, (edited ) in Man says police officer had no right to pull him over because she’s on OnlyFans
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"You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts."

That's a bold strategy, Cotton.

bl00dmeat, in Chess grandmaster Hans Niemann denies using vibrating sex toy to cheat

The beads speak for themselves

Asidonhopo, in A Florida man kept having migraines. Doctors then discovered tapeworm eggs in his brain.

All this brain worm news has got me hypochondriac, and convinced they’re endemic in the general public. What is first aid that an uninsured person can do to slow the progress of hypothetical brain eating tapeworms? Eat more spicy foods maybe? I’m on it, the worms haven’t eaten anything too important yet I don’t think.

Emperor,
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the worms haven’t eaten anything too important yet I don’t think.

How would you know?

Asidonhopo,

🤔 self reflection? I feel happy and am pretty functional? Some mild decline and fatigue but could just be age or long covid or mad cow, in my 40s so who knows.

They should make a test you can take at home, I just want to piss on a stick and know the worms are all in my head, er… imaginary.

9point6, in A Florida man kept having migraines. Doctors then discovered tapeworm eggs in his brain.

Wasn’t this a house episode?

Bluefalcon, in A Florida man kept having migraines. Doctors then discovered tapeworm eggs in his brain.

RFJ jr?

Tronn4,

Desantis

Coelacanth, in A Florida man kept having migraines. Doctors then discovered tapeworm eggs in his brain.
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Who the hell eats undercooked-

A Florida man…

Oh right. Makes sense.

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