JasonDJ, (edited ) Wait a minute! We’re fish! We don’t possess the capacity for abstract thought!
Let’s go swimming, let’s go swimming
yeah, let’s go swimming
Let’s go swimming, let’s go swimming
In the vottom of the o-cean
DigitalDruid, deleted_by_author
BarrelAgedBoredom, Shopping for more alcohol!
Sam_Bass, Nevermind that your both fucking drowning?
Kusimulkku, We often discuss our issues when drinking alcohol. Helps
Anticorp, I made far more emotional growth and healing progress as a young man drinking beer with my friends every night than I ever did in counseling.
speedbeef, 
Let’s pretend to be fish.
“I’m wet and I don’t even know it.”
Anticorp, “oh look! A free meal attached to a string. I must eat it!”
Legend, (edited ) Lets pretend to be fishes .
Oh no help me the human accidentally put a little too much food in my bowl and now i have to commit suicide by over eating rather than just eating what i want cause i’m dumb as fuck .
FooBarrington, Let’s pretend to be fish.
Blub
Blub?
Blubb.
Anticorp, “Oh no, the water temperature changed by 10 degrees! I guess I’ll go into shock and die now”
cybersandwich, lmfao got em
Holzkohlen, Losers
cm0002, “The Ph balance was slightly off! 💀”
JasonDJ, It’s not suicide…it’s Seppuku.
Legend, Its kamikaze
Emmie, (edited ) Look, the situation is as follows: You can’t handle spot-on critique from some small vertebrates.
Diagnosis - irreparable flaws of character. Time for drinking or shopping.
Diplomjodler3, Sounds like a plan!
bappity, 
I think I’ll use my credit card.
do you have anything non-dairy? anything gluten free?
Anticorp,
AcesFullOfKings, deleted_by_author
bappity, don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning drugged crushed up tea leaves and milk
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