Dreizehn,
Dreizehn avatar

Two Volga-Germans were arrested on terrorism charges, because they wanted to attack the Grafenwöhr Training Area. Those useless bastards are licking Vlad's ball sweat living in a 1st class country can shove off to Mother Fucking Russia.

DefinitelyNotAPhone,
@DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net avatar

Speaking exclusively to Euronews in September, Estonia’s foreign minister Margus Tsahkna warned of Moscow sending migrants across their 300km long border as a form of hybrid attack.

MFW I’m in a comical racism competition and my opponent is a Baltic government official squidward-nervous

TheUncannyObserver,

Incoming hurt tankie feelings…

BurgerPunk,
@BurgerPunk@hexbear.net avatar

Yeah cause geopolitics is all about our feelings. Spoken like a true Westoid

TheUncannyObserver,

Yeeesh, that gives me secondary embarrassment for you 😬

Nakoichi,
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar

It’s second hand embarasment you pedantic twerp if you are going to grammar police people at least have a basic grasp of the language.

DarkThoughts,

Wow, you really triggered them clowns.

TheUncannyObserver,

Like flies to honey.

Thordros,
@Thordros@hexbear.net avatar

Wait what? I thought tankies were those sleeveless t-shirts you wear when it’s too damn hot.

casmael,

No no it’s like a regular tank, just you know - smaller n stuff

Nakoichi,
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar

Anarco-NATOists are the most insufferable people on the planet.

Signed an anarchist.

TheUncannyObserver,

Must be true, because you lot can’t pass up a chance to get hot and bothered.

Signed, an anarchist (you gotta put the comma in there, or else tell us what anarchist you signed).

Nakoichi,
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar

nerd

I have no respect for the English language.

panned_cakes,
@panned_cakes@hexbear.net avatar

The whole basis of NATO’s alarm here is actually hurt feelings, look at what ‘hybrid activity’ consists of? We literally played “made you look” with a terror alert that expired weeks before the Ukraine-linked Crocus Hall attack, then tried to act like the alert hadn’t expired and they were ignoring it. They’re complaining that “Russians” (which as Twitter Leaks show can have a wide-ranging definition including Susan Sarandon!) hurt their feelings online.

card797,

ATTACK!

MummifiedClient5000,

It’s time to face that russia has been at war with NATO for a long time now.

Benaaasaaas,

The only ones that ended the cold war were the west, Russia was always still considering the west as an enemy.

MovingThrowaway,

Not just a long time, that’s been the primary purpose of NATO since its inception

ShimmeringKoi,
@ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

I’m sounding the alarm over hostile activity in my tummy, which is realistically a much more immediate threat to nearby life and infrastructure.

TheUncannyObserver,

These places are all just Russia anyway, right, comrade? ALL WILL BE RETURNED TO THE GLORIOUS UNION!

Soviet anthem plays in the background while some fat keyboard tankie salutes, a tear running down their unwashed, white cishet face

ShimmeringKoi,
@ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

I went to the modlog to look at what you wrote and it’s basically just pit

Maoo,
@Maoo@hexbear.net avatar

It pointed to "disinformation, sabotage, acts of violence, cyber and electronic interference… and other hybrid operations

Every accusation is a confession lol.

Imagine if NATO lovers applied these standards to themselves. All of Western Europe would just be one big crater.

MelastSB,

Ok Mao

SpaceCadet,
@SpaceCadet@feddit.nl avatar

Sanest hexbear user.

Bronzie,

So you agree it’s bad what they are doing then?

TheUncannyObserver,

Nah, commies have special rules, on account of being better humans than everyone else.

Nakoichi,
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar

“Guys the scawy russians are at the gates! Please give us more money and unlimited unwavering support we swear this is totally the biggest threat right now, no please don’t look at the genocide that support will enable elsewhere we swear that is unrelated”

Fuck oooooooofffff

BrikoX, (edited )
@BrikoX@lemmy.zip avatar

Your comment in “NATO sounds alarm over ‘hostile’ Russian activity across Europe” posted in !globalnews was removed.
Reason: Rule 3 - Integrity (specifically misusing quotes).

Please read the community rules.

Nakoichi,
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar

Lmao

YeetPics,
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

Lmao

Ftfy

QuietCupcake,
@QuietCupcake@hexbear.net avatar

You misused a quotation mark?! How dare you!!! Everyone reading this could have actually thought NATO officially released a statement using the phrase ‘scawy Russian.’ (I hope I didn’t misuse those apostrophes right there.)

Nakoichi,
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar

The funniest part is that people are still upvoting it after removal.

I am sorry BrikoX but this is goofy as shit.

DarkThoughts,

Are you gonna do something about the obvious hexbear brigade in this thread or no? Like, about half the comments are all from the same Tankie instance.

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