Things that didn't happen
RogueBanana, There is an odd similarity between 4chan green texts and linkedin lunatics that I have only just noticed.
boogetyboo, 
Definitely a formula that they seem to follow.
NigelFrobisher, It’s the fake estate agents you have to worry about.
Donut, Ah yes, the real estate agent that gets startled when you open the door for them. Rare breed.
Edit: I guess they didn’t say they answered the door, just the knocks.
lyth, I wonder what it sounds like to physically speak something in parentheses
zarkanian, 
There’s a slight change in tone.
activ8r, The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt (which was the style at the time).
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