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Work math [satire] (sopuli.xyz)

I can think of a hundred bigger crimes (sopuli.xyz)

Alt Text: post that says dripping testosterone levels in men since 1980s is the biggest crime of the century.

cu*t (i.postimg.cc)

It really seems like satire, but based off the guy’s profile and normal posts I don’t think it is.

Everything about this comment is cursed (sopuli.xyz)

Warren Buffet in shambles (sopuli.xyz)

Alt: I don’t know a single wealthy person who has full sugar soft drinks....

Thanks for telling me shapes exist! (sopuli.xyz)

Alt text: a post on LinkedIn that says “yes 2d forms exist. They are called shapes”. Then it proceeds to explain what shapes are.

Saying the quiet part out loud, with pride (sopuli.xyz)

alt text: 18 of our 40 employees are located in the Philippines. Insanely competent, great judgement, and $5 per hour. If you run a small business and don’t have overseas help you’re at a disadvantage

Inflation screwing you over? Just invest! (sopuli.xyz)

Weird flex (sopuli.xyz)

Alt text: A LinkedIn post with a picture of a couple looking at each other. The text on the image reads: 9 years ago I DMed my crus h telling her I’m going to take her out on a date, yesterday I asked her to marry me, she said no both times and blocked me. Anyways here’s a picture of a random couple I found on google.

Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol (i.postimg.cc)

Fortunately all the comments are dunking on this guy.

Motivational (feddit.de)

Let me just insert some casual antisemitism into your day (lemmy.world)

I reported this to LinkedIn and it did not find it to go against its community rules. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️...

Ok. (lemmy.ml)

What a bad day to have internet.

Things that didn't happen (aussie.zone)

I had ChatGPT write me a LinkedIn Lunatic style post about the benefits of eating poop

🌟 Embracing Unconventional Wisdom 🌟...

I will NOT protect your company secrets. Also you should hire me. (gcdnb.pbrd.co)

NDAs just get in the way man, I want to be able to just leak all sorts of company secrets without any nagging from HR.

Long Interviews (sh.itjust.works)

If you really thought this, it'd be company policy and the employee wouldn't have to ask. Faked for engagement? (sopuli.xyz)

Recruiters at their own wedding

I don't think the lesson from this comic is that manual labourers stuck in dark tunnels have it just as bad as people interviewing to be salaried office workers (sopuli.xyz)

Alt text: While the formal sector stuck in leetcoding. The informal sector stuck in a tunnel. Both waiting for light at the end. This is my India!! Below, there is a bisected image, one half is professionals in a metro train working on their laptops wearing formal clothing. All of them have frowns. Second half is miners in a...